20/02/2023
Football Rules of our childhood 😎
1-the fat kid is always the keeper
2-the game ends only if all players are tired (EXCEPT RULE 6)
3-no matter the score, the team that scores the last goal wins the game
4-there is no referee
5-only if it is serious
6-if the owner of the ball gets angry the game is over
7-the 2 best players can't play on the same team, so everyone chooses their players (I pick, you pick)
8-if you are chosen the last one is a humiliation
9-if there is a penalty the keeper is replaced by the best player of his team and says "not for good" to mean that after the penalty, the keeper returns to his post
10-when the ball comes out of the playground to a remote destination, it's the hitter who's going to get the ball
11-the best player on the ground is always on the same team as the owner of the ball
12-Before the game begins the owner of the ball echoes his rules: "burs'am pay, seiz'am pay, no bad game."
13-to distinguish teams, a team should play shirtless
14- you kick the ball in the air to start a match
15- It's all massive attack, massive defense
16- Remember the owner of the Ball is FIFA
17- Your Repeh or Remeh di wait you for house with Cain, especially if you no be do the work weh Dem be keep'am for you.
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we enjoyed the childhood
Have a blessed week...❤️❤️
Cc/ Michael
