27/01/2026
šØ If you donāt want your family members to visit you in PRISON in 2026, take note:
Avoid these things.
1. If you own a car, avoid giving strangers a lift.
One fit meng inside your motor and you go explain tire.
2. If your neighbour is sick, donāt give them medicine or recommend drugs.
If anything happens, court go ask who licensed you to give medical advice.
3. Stop giving visitors food. Offer sealed drinks instead.
Even on Christmas day, start the No Food Policy.
If someone gets pois0ned elsewhere and eats at your house, you go explain tire.
4. As a man, avoid doggy with any woman who isnāt your wife. It can be medically stressful and, depending on pressure, the ngah fit meng. Court donāt know āwe were just enjoying ourselvesā
5. When youāre angry, avoid pushing, hitting, or any physical contact. Some people are walking corpsesāsmall push and problem don land. You go explain tire.
6. Before asking your girlfriend to sleep over, check her BP and have a First Aid kit.
If she collapses during the ādo,ā na problem that.
7. Before dating or getting intimate with any lady, ask for her Birth Certificate.
Otherwise, you go explain tire for court.
8. As a lady, if a man sends you money to show up, please show up or refund it.
9. "Brother, ma pikin over strong head , abeg help me beat am.ā please donāt try it. Let parents beat their own children themselves.
10. Avoid buying second-hand or fairly-used items that are trackable. E get why.
11. Avoid threatening people, even as a joke.
That small threat fit actually happenāand youāll answer for it.
ā ļø Ignorance of the law is NO excuse.