Killer Noob Escapes

06/18/2026

Step 1: Buy coffins. ⚰️⚰️

Step 2: Put them in an empty warehouse.

Step 3: Convince people this is a good business plan.

Step 4: 1,800+ five-star reviews later…

Looking back at some of our earliest build days is a good reminder that every crazy project starts somewhere.

It’s wild to think about where Killer Noob Escapes started and where we are today. Thank you to everyone who’s supported us, played our games, brought their friends, left reviews, and helped turn a couple of weird ideas into something much bigger than we ever imagined. 🖤

06/12/2026

🏴‍☠️ CREW WANTED 🏴‍☠️
The Black Barnacle leaves port this weekend, and several voyages remain unclaimed!!

The captain is seeking brave souls for service aboard the ship.
Requirements:
✔ Courage
✔ Wits
✔ Questionable decision-making skills

Benefits include:
Adventure!
Ghosts!
Treasure Hunting!

Unfortunately, the pay is terrible.

Gather your crew and set sail aboard The Cursed Voyage this Friday or Saturday.

4-8 Players
Family-Friendly Spooky Adventure
Haunted Pirate Ship Escape Room

The ship is waiting.
Book now before someone else claims your voyage.

06/10/2026

Need help with a puzzle?

No problem. At Killer Noob Escapes, we’re always happy to break it down for you. 🤡💃🏻

We’re committed to making our puzzles easier to understand.

One way or another!

06/01/2026

🍕🎉 NEW! Pizza Party Packages Have Arrived! 🎉🍕

Good news: you no longer have to figure out where everyone is going to eat after the escape room!

Book your room at Killer Noob Escapes, add one of our Pizza Party Packages, and celebrate in our private themed dining room - all under one roof.

- One Hour Private Party Space Included
- Fresh Pizza from Presto Pizza
- Perfect for Birthdays, Team Events, Family Gatherings & Celebrations
- No cleanup. No coordinating multiple locations. No stress.

Choose from:
🍕 Starter Party – $79
🍕🍕 Classic Party – $99 (Most Popular!)
🍕🍕🍕 Big Party – $119

You solve the puzzles and we’ll handle the pizza!

Call 204-306-8991 to reserve
Minimum 24 hours notice required
Available with any escape room booking

Call us at 204-306-8991 to learn more details and how we can help plan your perfect party! 🥳

05/29/2026

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ THE REVIEWS ARE IN... AND YOU GUYS ARE MAKING US BLUSH!🖤

We’re incredibly grateful for every review, recommendation, scream, laugh, and kind word said about our place.

Reading comments like these reminds us why we do what we do. We built Killer Noob Escapes from the ground up to create something different- not just puzzles, but stories you get to experience.

And thanks to all of you, we’ve now surpassed 1,800+ five-star reviews. 🤯🖤 So whether you’ve escaped The Funhouse, survived The Upstairs, outsmarted The Butcher’s Sins, sailed aboard The Cursed Voyage, or you’re still planning your first visit...

Thank YOU ALL for supporting local. Thank you for supporting our little nightmare.

And if you’ve been thinking about trying us...
👀 Consider this your official sign!!!

05/23/2026

The number one self defence method might be what you least expect… 🤡

05/18/2026

05/15/2026

May long weekend is here! And so are we.

We’re open all weekend for:

🖤Date nights
🖤Family outings
🖤Bday groups
🖤Bachelorette parties
🖤Or we just need to be inside kinda plans!

Book online before the good time slots disappear!

05/10/2026

🌹 This Mother’s Day, give Mom something more meaningful than flowers - give her memories. 🖤
Spend quality time together, laugh together, and make it an experience to remember! 💀✨
Happy Mother’s Day from all of us at Killer Noob Escapes!!!

05/06/2026

Mother’s Day is coming up fast!🌹 Skip the brunch line. Make memories instead. Instead of another last-minute gift card or bouquet… give Mom an experience you’ll actually remember. Give the gift of quality time this year! 🖤
Book your Mother’s Day escape before the weekend fills up.