06/18/2026
Step 1: Buy coffins. ⚰️⚰️
Step 2: Put them in an empty warehouse.
Step 3: Convince people this is a good business plan.
Step 4: 1,800+ five-star reviews later…
Looking back at some of our earliest build days is a good reminder that every crazy project starts somewhere.
It’s wild to think about where Killer Noob Escapes started and where we are today. Thank you to everyone who’s supported us, played our games, brought their friends, left reviews, and helped turn a couple of weird ideas into something much bigger than we ever imagined. 🖤