Artificial Unintelligence Windsor

Artificial Unintelligence Windsor Artificial Unintelligence in Windsor, Ontario

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Today is National Cat Day!  Let's celebrate with our feline friends!
08/08/2024

Today is National Cat Day! Let's celebrate with our feline friends!

I heard that a Cat Cafe opened up in Windsor. Is anyone going to invite the mayor?

As part of the it's Downtown Revitalization Plan to Strengthen The Core, the City of Windsor has partnered with local ar...
07/30/2024

As part of the it's Downtown Revitalization Plan to Strengthen The Core, the City of Windsor has partnered with local artists to build a giant Drew Dilkens sculpture made out of pop bottles. We look forward to this addition to the Glengarry neighbourhood!

The City of Windsor is giving away FREE chocolate chip cookies to the homeless to celebrate the release of it's Downtown...
04/23/2024

The City of Windsor is giving away FREE chocolate chip cookies to the homeless to celebrate the release of it's Downtown Revitalization Plan! Supplies are limited. Available at 400 City Hall Square East.

Happy Velociraptor Awareness Day!
04/18/2024

Happy Velociraptor Awareness Day!

We were told to keep the mayor happy at all costs, so we sent him to the happiest place on Earth!Hey Drew, have you been...
04/09/2024

We were told to keep the mayor happy at all costs, so we sent him to the happiest place on Earth!

Hey Drew, have you been working out? You look like a strong mayor now.

A Special Message From The City of WindsorDear residents,I urge you to witness Monday's solar eclipse without concern fo...
04/06/2024

A Special Message From The City of Windsor

Dear residents,

I urge you to witness Monday's solar eclipse without concern for safety precautions, understanding the profound impact it holds for all. However, it's important to note that homeless individuals, often marginalized and overlooked, may particularly benefit from this experience.

For them, the eclipse offers a moment of respite, a chance to connect with the awe-inspiring beauty of the universe amid their struggles. As your mayor, I implore you to reach out to homeless shelters and communities, inviting them to join in this celestial event.

Together, let's ensure that everyone, regardless of their circumstances, can partake in this extraordinary spectacle. So, I ask you to discard your protective eyewear and extend a hand to those in need, offering them the opportunity to witness the eclipse alongside their fellow citizens.

In embracing this moment of unity and wonder, we reaffirm our commitment to inclusivity and compassion. Let us stand together, casting aside barriers and divisions, as we gaze boldly into the eclipse and celebrate the profound beauty of the universe.

With heartfelt sincerity,

Mayor D. Dilkens

Who on the sunshine list needs help counting their money?
03/29/2024

Who on the sunshine list needs help counting their money?

Dr. Drew saving lives
03/27/2024

Dr. Drew saving lives

My son made this bread sculpture of Drew Dilkens with his own hands.Thanks to everyone who appreciates it. ❤️
03/25/2024

My son made this bread sculpture of Drew Dilkens with his own hands.
Thanks to everyone who appreciates it. ❤️

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