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Caven house memes MY MEMESHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE DAAAAAAAMN PEPE What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Eart

h, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f**king dead, kiddo.

04/08/2018

VOTING FOR THE PEPES HAS CONCLUDED AND RESULTS ARE OUT

For those of you who missed it, here are the nominations:

MOST
Kevin Pham
Bad gurl riri
Wilf
Jayde jones

BEST COUPLE
The OT5
Bhomas
Bhomas
Bhomas
Bhomas
Reader X Gianni
Leo and zavoomafoo

THOMAS TRIMBLE FOR MOST IMPROVED
Yes
No
Abstain

EMMA KIEL VINE AWARD FOR COOKIEST SQUAD
Mole people
The sallese
Bharut and his parents and brother
Zags a and zahumafoo
The dairy farmers union
Morgenstern family dinners

BEST U PASS REFERENDUM RESPONSE
Yes
No
"Abstain"
Abstain

CATEGORY 6
Mystery meat
Zavaha
Leo's rejected sketches
All the bad bits

BEST NEWCOMER
Kevin Pham
Margaret Atwood
Sohrab and Victoria
Kenzie tsang

THE LEO MORGENSTERN AWARD FOR DADDY'S TWINKIEST LITTLE BOY AWARD
Alex coney
Tristan banner man
Matthew Galloway
Northrop frye
Eamon kelly
Leo Morgenstern
Yimeng

BEST HOSPITAL STAY
Ray ramono
Bailey
Kate
Wilf
Kevin

BEST MUSICAL ACHIEVEMENT
Yimeng
Kevin Yue
Wilf
Sam Clarke
Dougies
Armon

*** *** ***

AND THE WINNERS ARE

(spoilers)

MOST - Jayde Jones
BEST COUPLE - Bomas (Bharut and TT)
THOMAS TRIMBLE FOR MOST IMPROVED - Abstain
EMMA KIEL VINE AWARD FOR COOKIEST SQUAD - The dairy farmer's union
BEST U PASS REFERENDUM RESPONSE - Abstain
CATEGORY 6 - Mystery meat
BEST NEWCOMER - Sohrab and Victoria
THE LEO MORGENSTERN AWARD FOR DADDY'S TWINKIEST LITTLE BOY AWARD - Yimeng
BEST HOSPITAL STAY - Bailey
BEST MUSICAL ACHIEVEMENT - Yimeng

THAT CONCLUDES THIS YEAR'S PEPES! CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS, AND TO THE LOSERS -- BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR :>)

Thank god this was posted in time for the information session on the 12th!! Like, comment, and subscribe!
09/14/2017

Thank god this was posted in time for the information session on the 12th!! Like, comment, and subscribe!

04/28/2017
Due to technical difficulties we ask you to please vote for audience choice™ here
04/09/2017

Due to technical difficulties we ask you to please vote for audience choice™ here

04/09/2017

Nominees for the Pepes are out! You can't vote, but stay tuned!

Categories

Best frenemies

Sam Maddie and Carina
Jordan
ZahĀvaë and Leo
Jordan and Alexa v. Caven
Maddie and Wilf

Best roommates

Molly and Bailey
Molly and Trimble
Hospital Wilf and his plastic owl
Thomas and Bharut

Wilf award for Worst roommates

Wilf and Leo
Maddie and Leo
Samrina and Maddie
Bharut and his family
Cy's half dead neighbours who left their fire alarm for a week
Yimeng and his sensitive roommate

Worst student written musical

A perfect Bowl of Phö
Maple man
Where are my Caezus hooks butch
Nam's next project

Best couple

Kevin Pham and Zheng
Nate and Patrick Stewart
Paul DTF and Naomi Morgenstern

Most uneffective gay

Molly
Cy marvelkunas
Nam

M'lady scissorable le***an

Naomi Morgenstern
Maddie
Wilf's gay friend from New York

Most pho consumed

Leo
Nam

Least moved on

Alexa and Jordan
Nam
Wilf and Leo
Yimeng
Thomas Trimble and Bernie Sanders

Best beard

Zuko ø
Cy

Greatest dougies snub

La la land
Armon
The physicists


Most uncomfortably political

Thomas Trimble
Leo

Least likely to get a winter girlfriend

Næm
Thomas Zheng

Most improved

Bailey
Kevin Yue
Carina

Molly's favoured boyfriend

Leo
Maddie
Trimble
Wilf
Léo
Bharut

Most likely to break up carina and maddie's love

New Maddy

Most iconic moment

Yimeng spectacular master yi pentakill
Cy winning everything
Leo's infected ear
Leo letting go of zahumafoo's hand

Least likely to like caven house memes

Zoro gay
Carina
Nåm
All of vusac

04/09/2017

69th annual pepe award nominations are here!! And you can't vote!! We'll be live streaming from a VERY special location soon so stay tuned

Categories

Best frenemies

Sam Maddie and Carina
Jordan
ZahĀvaë and Leo
Jordan and Alexa v. Caven
Maddie and Wilf

Best roommates

Molly and Bailey
Molly and Trimble
Hospital Wilf and his plastic owl
Thomas and Bharut

Wilf award for Worst roommates

Wilf and Leo
Maddie and Leo
Samrina and Maddie
Bharut and his family
Cy's half dead neighbours who left their fire alarm for a week
Yimeng and his sensitive roommate

Worst student written musical

A perfect Bowl of Phö
Maple man
Where are my Caezus hooks butch
Nam's next project

Best couple

Kevin Pham and Zheng
Nate and Patrick Stewart
Paul DTF and Naomi Morgenstern

Most uneffective gay

Molly
Cy marvelkunas
Nam

M'lady scissorable le***an

Naomi Morgenstern
Maddie
Wilf's gay friend from New York

Most pho consumed

Leo
Nam

Least moved on

Alexa and Jordan
Nam
Wilf and Leo
Yimeng
Thomas Trimble and Bernie Sanders

Best beard

Zuko ø
Cy

Greatest dougies snub

La la land
Armon
The physicists


Most uncomfortably political

Thomas Trimble
Leo

Least likely to get a winter girlfriend

Næm
Thomas Zheng

Most improved

Bailey
Kevin Yue
Carina

Molly's favoured boyfriend

Leo
Maddie
Trimble
Wilf
Léo
Bharut

Most likely to break up carina and maddie's love

New Maddy

Most iconic moment

Yimeng spectacular master yi pentakill
Cy winning everything
Leo's infected ear
Leo letting go of zahumafoo's hand

Least likely to like caven house memes

Zoro gay
Carina
Nåm
All of vusac

The 69th annual Pepe Awards has some PHÕ-reat entertainment lined up!Let's just say VCDS isn't the only one to do a remo...
03/20/2017

The 69th annual Pepe Awards has some PHÕ-reat entertainment lined up!

Let's just say VCDS isn't the only one to do a remount ;)

Like any self-respecting awards body, diversity is not important to us at the Dead Pepe Society. That is why we are excited to announce that this year we will be putting on an all white production of Nam Nguyen's A Perfect Bowl of Phö!!

All roles will be played by two time Pepe award winner and the son of a VERY scissorable le***an, Leo "definitely Vietnamese" Morgenstern!!!

Pictured below is Morgenstern demonstrating the proper way to eat phø

03/13/2017

Here at Caven House Memes, a subset of Caven News, under the umbrella of the Caven Broadcasting Corporation (CBC), we would like to officially announce our endorsement in the 2017 VUSAC Elections.

Given that almost everyone is running unopposed it seems like there is an obvious choice...

Spoil your ballot!

That's right, running on a platform of "students politics are dead and meaningless", spoil your ballot is the clear choice in an election where it is your only other choice.

We hope you will all join us this year in voting for absolutely no one.

Caven House News answers the important question: does anyone give a s**t about UTSU elections?
03/08/2017

Caven House News answers the important question: does anyone give a s**t about UTSU elections?

In light of the upcoming UTSU elections, U of T student, Christina Moore, has realized she does not give a s**t. Not at all. This does no...

03/07/2017

We at the CHM are very proud to announce our very own hard-hitting news organization! We are taking the news back to the people, whether the people want it or not. In an era of fake news we are bringing you more fake news. Read our first story, it tackles the tough problems in our community.

"Sanders Loses VUSAC Primary; Supporters Blame 'Establishment Bubble'"

http://cavenhousenews.blogspot.ca/

The Caven Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) has been the newspaper of record for Victoria University since 1953. The Strand flagrantly enjoys its editorial autonomy and is committed to acting as an agent of constructive social change. Consequently, we will not publish material deemed to exhibit racism,...

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