OFJF Comedy

09/30/2026

09/30/2026

Nature is Good 💯😊💯

09/25/2026

This Man finished Building his House and instead of hiring Security Guards, he Installed FREE Wi-Fi! 📶 Every Evening, the whole Neighbourhood gathers outside his Compound to Enjoy the Internet. They think he’s being generous, but little do they know… they’ve become his free Security Guards! 🤪

No hire Watchman… he hire Wi-Fi! 😂

Oga try get Security Man oo 😂 e get Why!

09/18/2026

House Party of 30 Adults, 1 Girl dared Everyone to do HIV Test with Test kits She brought, 15 pple Tested Positive
Protect Urself

09/13/2026

‎Pesin gimme link about traveling to Libya. They sha gimme address wey ah go come see the agent.
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‎Wen I reach there I meet plenty Nigerians wey wan japa like me.
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‎We sha fill form, after we don pay 5k.
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‎Under the form, dem write say if ai kpain, na saara oh, say dem no dey responsible for my death or to bring my body come house oh. I first do 👇👇👇Jesu! dye keh? My body na saara? az how? na fowl?
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‎After oh, dem gather us for one hall say dem wan show us how the journey go be before we go embark on the journey.
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‎I first see as dem dey load human being inside tipper. Jesu!
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‎The guy come dey explain.
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‎'We dey always carry tipper because e get big tyres wey no go sink inside sand when we reach desert. Your water fit finish, u go drink your urine...
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‎M:👇👇👇
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‎"Food fit finish. You go hungry or you chop yur pupu"
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‎Me:👇👇👇👇 Wha da sheeet? Chop pupu keh inside desert? Na Asaro ni?
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‎"E sure say no be all of you go reach there. Some go dye inside desert"
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‎Me:👇👇👇👇Allahu!
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‎For the video, see as one man slump from inside tipper fall for sand, dem no even stop, like say na banana drop for ground. Ahhhh! Iku dehhh!
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‎"Nobody go carry your dead body especially when we are on the move. Some people dey die due to hunger or thirst"
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‎ah come see say everybody wey dey dye for the video, na slim people like me. Ahhhh! Ayilala oh!
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‎"Then we fit jam bandits. Bandits fit kidnap you ask for ransom. If you no fit pay within 3days, dem go rapppe the women to death. Dem go nak ya furodi come cut you to pieces if you be man. Dem go sell your head, hands, liver , kidney, brokos n brokos sac if them never slack or expire"
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‎Me:👇👇👇👇👇Ayilala oh! Wha da sheeet! Sell my brokos sac keh? na beef?Jesu!
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‎Naso I raise hand.
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‎"Yes bros"?
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‎"I wan p**s"
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‎"Okay, downstairs"
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‎Mmm, naso I find my way reach downstairs, head towards gate. Security say where to, ah say ah geht ulcer ah wan quick chop. E say okay.
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‎As I step out, see Keke napep oh.
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‎"Keke!Keke!"
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‎"Where"?
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‎"Just carry me dey go where ah no know 😭 "
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‎Naso I jump enter keke. See as my body dey shake. Ahhh! Ayilala oh. It is not for children! Ah no go reach desert sef before ah go cross. Me wey geht ulcer. Wha da sheeet travel oh!
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‎I reach house, my broda say "Egbon aw far"
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‎"Wo, omoyami, Alfa dey for mosque"
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‎I thank ALMIGHTY GOD for giving me the gift of writing.

© Adecanwrite

09/13/2026

During a wedding ceremony, this couple received two goats as a gift and then the goats started it in front of everyone including the pastor; is this a good or bad sign for their marriage? 😳😍👌👌

09/08/2026

When You see a Poor Man Eating a Chicken, there are Two Things involved. It's either the Man is Sick or the Chicken is Sick... 😣✍🏼😰

09/07/2026

I went out to get Suya this night, say make i satisfy my once in a very blu moon craving.

I backed Ichie.

I reach the fine Hausa man suya spot, just down my house, to the junction...very busy area.

I was putting on big polo, shorts and the wrapper i used in strapping my child to my back.

I said Hello to Nwoke suya as he was attending to two Men.

When he was done with them, he greeted me warmly, cut out a little meat and gave me, for tasting.

When i tasted it and said it was legit, he smiled.

I told him to do tukay suya for me.

"Abeg give me tozo and throat side!"

He looked at me and said...

"You na fine girl!"

"Oh, thank you!"

He said he hasn't seen my face before.

Yeah, I'm not really a night crawler. I don't think I've been outside my house, later than 6pm.

"Okay, i no dey stay here! My sister born, so i come for Omugwo...you know Omugwo?"

"Why? Yez nau Amugwuo!

He points at Ichie and before he'd talk, i said he was my imaginary sisters kid.

"The omomo dey house, this one na her first pikin!"

I started praying to the Lord not to allow ichie shout his tu secons mummy or Mami!

"So wat of uga?"

"Uga? Me i no get uga oh?"

He doesn't believe it.
He says a fine girl will have uga, must have uga!

So i stretched out my hand and showed him i had no ring on or a band mark.

He smiled.

I smiled too.

He tapped my suya after cutting and said...

"See am, tu tasand!"

I said cool...

Then he leaned over the fire and cut out a part.

Then he cut the part into pieces, into the tukay suya and said...

"See am, i dash am!"

"Oh woaaaaw! Thank you very much!!"

He beamed.
I was smiling so much.

"You go come tomorrow kwo?"

Ina aju aju? You dey ask?

I don carry my mighty in battle suya dey go house kam tarie nya with malt, for dinner.

Tomorrow, same time, same station, walahi talahi, awusu, bilahi! 😅

Ama be there!

Live!

09/07/2026

So I dey waka about with $4.6m & I no know

09/05/2026

APC everywhere is Ready to do anything to Win the forthcoming Election by all means... Lol 🤪 Desperado 😲😳 😮