South River Machar Ag Society

South River Machar Ag Society All of our activities are meant to encourage the sustainability of agricultural and rural lifestyles

THE DUCK IS BACK… AND HE’S GOT ONE JOB. Our FAMOUS FALL FAIR DUCKY BINGO is BACK! Forget fancy bingo halls… our duck dec...
09/07/2026

THE DUCK IS BACK… AND HE’S GOT ONE JOB.

Our FAMOUS FALL FAIR DUCKY BINGO is BACK!

Forget fancy bingo halls… our duck decides who wins by pooping on their number.

🎟️ $2 per square
🦆 Pick your lucky number
💩 Then let the duck literally crap out your winnings!

And remember… it’s not personal. The duck has no respect for your number, your dignity, OR your clean shoes.

•Ducky Bingo: 1:00 PM & 3:00 PM
•$2 per square
•Prize: 50% of Bingo proceeds

Come get your number, place your bets, and pray that the duck has a bowel movement with your name on it!

Because at our Fall Fair, even the ducks get to call the shots.

09/07/2026

OKAY SOUTH RIVER PUBLIC SCHOOL KIDS… THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!

Apparently, our friends at the South River Lions Club have been up to some sneaky sunflower business!

They gave you seeds to grow a HUGE SUNFLOWER… and now we need to know:

🌻 Did YOU grow the tallest sunflower?
🌻 Or did you grow the sunflower with the BIGGEST HEAD?

If you think you did, BRING IT TO THE FALL FAIR AND ENTER IT!

TWO WAYS TO ENTER:

-FAMILY CLASSES – Class GA, Section 105
Tallest Family Sunflower
OR
-SPECIALS BOOK – Item #4
Largest Mature Sunflower Head
Sponsored by Land of Lake Landscaping Solutions
FIRST PLACE PRIZE: $50!

And hey… DON’T PANIC if your sunflower isn't fair-worthy!

Maybe it’s too small.
Maybe it’s not tall enough.
Maybe you don’t want to chop off your precious sunflower just to enter it.

NO WORRIES!

The South River Lions Club Ontario Canada WANTS to see it anyway!

They’ll have a booth in the Kids Zone at the Fall Fair where you can come tell them all about your sunflower-growing adventure — and they’d LOVE to see a picture of how big and beautiful it got!

So whether you grew a sunflower giant, a sunflower that tried its best, or something somewhere in between…

COME SHOW OFF YOUR SUNFLOWER!

And who knows… you might just have the BIGGEST ONE IN TOWN!

Now go measure those sunflowers!

FALL FAIR SNEAK PEEK! Okay, okay… it’s been ALL BUSINESS around here lately, so we think it’s time for a little Fall Fai...
09/07/2026

FALL FAIR SNEAK PEEK!

Okay, okay… it’s been ALL BUSINESS around here lately, so we think it’s time for a little Fall Fair sneak peek!

Who—or WHAT—could it be?!

Well… we’ll give you a few hints:

- They travelled all the way to Medicine Hat.
-They came home with some pretty spiffy hardware!
-They represented our amazing local community.

YOU GOT IT!

We are SO excited to announce that the Almaguin Special Olympics Legion 405 Softball Club will be joining us at the Fall Fair for a Meet & Greet!

Come out, say hello, congratulate these incredible athletes, and show them some South River-Machar love!

Because around here, we don’t just celebrate farming, animals and fair food…

We celebrate our people, our community, and our champions!

Stay tuned… because apparently we have MORE fair surprises up our sleeves!

Address

1A Lincoln Avenue P. O. Box 459
South River, ON
P0A1X0

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when South River Machar Ag Society posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Establishment

Send a message to South River Machar Ag Society:

Shortcuts

Share

Category