Offensively JBM

Offensively JBM Like our sister page, but raunchy.

šŸ“šŸ’Ŗ Say hello to the Schlong-o-Meter!Tired of guessing? Ready to measure up? šŸ˜Whether you're growing with pride or giftin...
06/16/2025

šŸ“šŸ’Ŗ Say hello to the Schlong-o-Meter!
Tired of guessing? Ready to measure up? šŸ˜
Whether you're growing with pride or gifting with laughs, this handcrafted wooden chart is here to mark your progress ā€” one inch at a time.

šŸ‘‰ Because size matters... especially when it's engraved.

šŸ† Perfect for bachelor parties, gag gifts, or anyone who likes their wood with a side of humor.

Reason #36384 why we donā€™t ask chat gpt for mock ups of our filesā€¦ but also, maybe itā€™s on to somethingā€¦
06/16/2025

Reason #36384 why we donā€™t ask chat gpt for mock ups of our filesā€¦ but also, maybe itā€™s on to somethingā€¦

I was asked to design a door hanger that was reversible so it could be turned at any time.Ask and you shall receive.
06/04/2025

I was asked to design a door hanger that was reversible so it could be turned at any time.

Ask and you shall receive.

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10/26/2024

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10/21/2024

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The prototype for our new sprinkle stencil sheets. Why buy, when you can design your own?
02/28/2024

The prototype for our new sprinkle stencil sheets. Why buy, when you can design your own?

01/09/2024

Nursery signs, name puzzles, hand painted decor & so much more!

Now get your order delivered, free, within Peterborough city limits for orders $50+ (before tax). Exclusions apply.

www.jellybeansmarket.ca

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11/29/2023

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The ornament that brought me hereā€¦Itā€™s no surprise that in 2020 my husband and I started a separate business. It went by...
11/01/2023

The ornament that brought me hereā€¦

Itā€™s no surprise that in 2020 my husband and I started a separate business. It went by ā€œOffensively Customā€ at the time and we made apparel/printed goods. It wasnā€™t something I wanted to continue doing so the business slowly dwindled while I focused on growing JBM. Earlier this year we deleted the page (off. Cus.) to simplify my point of contact with clients.

Since our sister business is a mother/young daughter page I struggle to post the designs made for the average perve. It just doesnā€™t feel right sharing in a place I know there are families watching.

So, here we are!

Same lady, different business name. These designs likely wonā€™t come to events with me under my OG business simply because my daughter joins me for most of them.

Get yourself a little ā€œgagā€ gift, such as below, on our website. You will find any design posted here in the ā€œMature Content 18+ā€ collection.

https://www.jellybeansmarket.ca/collections/mature-content

11/01/2023

We didnā€™t believe it was appropriate to post anything 18+ here due to the nature of our mommy/me business. We will keep it family friendly over here!

That said, if youā€™re looking for gifts of that nature, we will be posting them over on our new page Offensively JBM. Feel free to give it a follow!

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821 Orchard Crescent
Peterborough, ON
K9L1H3

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Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 12pm

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+17059570565

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