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Knot Your Average Hooker just another person tangled in the wool of life. custom orders - open (and excitedly awaiting)

i think i’ve been holding onto the surprise for long enough! all jokes aside, im sending so much love and strength to ev...
08/16/2026

i think i’ve been holding onto the surprise for long enough!
all jokes aside, im sending so much love and strength to everyone affected by the Bald Range wildfire. this is an extremely turbulent time with a lot of uncertainty, and i just hope everyone knows that if they need anything, anything at all, i am here for you. much love to everyone

photo credit to Mitch Baer on the Summerland Locals helping Locals group ♥️

a little wip post to hold everyone over while i work on a bigger project!!!! i can’t wait to show you all the result!!!!...
08/06/2026

a little wip post to hold everyone over while i work on a bigger project!!!! i can’t wait to show you all the result!!!!!

wow! did i ever catch the crochet bug! albino komodo dragon! he’s so derpy and chubby !!! complicatedknots truly has the...
08/01/2026

wow! did i ever catch the crochet bug! albino komodo dragon! he’s so derpy and chubby !!! complicatedknots truly has the best patterns and they’re all youtube videos???? a blessing of a human!

as jimothy runs through the streets, he continues to make a place in everyone’s heart! and now you can have a little ver...
07/31/2026

as jimothy runs through the streets, he continues to make a place in everyone’s heart! and now you can have a little version of him to bring the joy out of your phone and into your hands 🫣🤭

fifteen💲pm me if you’re interested! i can also add a keychain if you’d like for no extra charge :3



pattern by complicatedknots

things are getting strange ~~~ while i may not have watched stranger things (except the third season), i have to -at the...
06/07/2026

things are getting strange ~~~

while i may not have watched stranger things (except the third season), i have to -at the very least- appreciate the artistry present in such a *monumental* show… have you watched stranger things? did you like it?

just an itty bitty baby! i’m not sure what it is about smaller projects, but they always tend to take me longer than the...
01/16/2026

just an itty bitty baby! i’m not sure what it is about smaller projects, but they always tend to take me longer than the big amigurumi plushies that i make! just an interesting thought i had while making this girl!
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now you see, just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean my hands aren’t busy crocheting alllllll day! these were extremel...
01/10/2026

now you see, just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean my hands aren’t busy crocheting alllllll day! these were extremely fun to make and i’m sooooo excited to try out a bunch of different colour variations!!!!
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BAHAHAHAH i cant believe i made marcus the worm and never posted him!!! soooo much fun, truly, and seeing the joy that h...
01/09/2026

BAHAHAHAH i cant believe i made marcus the worm and never posted him!!! soooo much fun, truly, and seeing the joy that he brought to so many people made my YEAR! always feel free to reach out to me about anyyyyy ideas you may have!
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Miltank produces highly nutritious milk, so it’s been supporting the lives of people and other Pokémon since ancient tim...
01/09/2026

Miltank produces highly nutritious milk, so it’s been supporting the lives of people and other Pokémon since ancient times - Pokémon Sword

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pattern by legendofclefairy
handmade by - me

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