Funnery Play Park and Cafe

Funnery Play Park and Cafe A cozy indoor playground in Newmarket offering drop-in play, birthday parties, and a café for the grown-ups!

A fun and welcoming spot for families to enjoy, where kids can play and parents can unwind. Parents sit in a comfortable café setting, enjoying a satisfying drink, a healthy treat, free WIFI and more - while their children laugh and play for hours on our state-of-the-art secure playground. Call us today and book one of our Award-Winning Theme Parties!

06/19/2026

No stress, no hassle — just beautiful balloons ready for your occasion 💛

📞 905-252-1619
📧 [email protected]

📍611 Steven Court, Unit 3, Newmarket

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05/15/2026

No need to wait for Toddler Tuesday 😉

At The Funnery Play Park and Café, weekday play is just $12 every day! 🧸✨

👶 Weekday Play Pass: $12
☕ Extra Adults: $5

A cozy spot for little ones to play, explore, and and have fun while grown-ups relax with a coffee 💛

05/15/2026

Big, busy birthday venues can feel overwhelming for kids — and stressful for parents.

We keep it simple.

A smaller, calmer space where you can actually enjoy your child’s party.

Ready to plan their special day?
Book your date online.

funneryplaypark.com/partypackages/

How cute is this farm animal birthday setup?! 🐄🤎🚜🐥We love seeing families bring their creative ideas to life and this ba...
05/12/2026

How cute is this farm animal birthday setup?! 🐄🤎🚜🐥

We love seeing families bring their creative ideas to life and this barnyard theme was too cute not to share ✨

Swipe through for all the sweet little farm details 🐑🎈








Looking at this photo reminds me just how fast the years go by. One minute you’re chasing after little feet at the playg...
05/10/2026

Looking at this photo reminds me just how fast the years go by. One minute you’re chasing after little feet at the playground, and before you know it, they’re all grown up standing beside you 🥹

Motherhood changes through every stage, but the love, the worry, the pride, and the connection never change.

To all the amazing moms, grandmas, caregivers, and mother figures in our Funnery families, thank you for being part of our journey over the years.

We feel so lucky to be part of your little ones’ play, laughter, and growing-up moments here at The Funnery. Every visit, every smile, every tiny adventure means a lot to us.

Wishing you a beautiful Mother’s Day filled with love, laughter, hugs, and special moments with the people who mean the most to you.

Ilana

05/09/2026

Turning ONE calls for a magical celebration 👑✨

At the Funnery our themed birthday parties are made to be simple, fun, and stress-free for parents 💕

Our theme parties include:
🎈 Room décor & balloons
🎂 A themed cake
🎁 Loot bags
✨ Full setup & cleanup

All you have to do is choose the package and pick your theme — we take care of the rest 😊

We have lots of themes available to choose from, including princess parties with optional character appearances like Cinderella✨

Our team keeps the party running smoothly so parents can relax and enjoy the special day with family and friends ❤️

📍 The Funnery Play Park & Café
📞 905-252-1619

05/08/2026

Want to surprise your child on their birthday? 🎉 🎂🎶

Add a character appearance to your party and make their special day even more exciting, fun, and full of smiles ❤️✨

We have lots of characters to choose from!
Contact us for availability and pricing:

funneryplaypark.com/characters/


This Mother’s Day weekend, we’re celebrating all the amazing moms who spend their days chasing little feet, packing snac...
05/07/2026

This Mother’s Day weekend, we’re celebrating all the amazing moms who spend their days chasing little feet, packing snacks, giving hugs, and doing a million little things with so much love ☺️💐

All moms will enjoy FREE coffee all weekend long while the kids are busy playing and having fun

No reservations required — just drop in and make it a fun and easy weekend for the whole family ☕✨










05/02/2026

This is what a Happy Day looks like 💛

No crowds. No chaos.
Just a birthday everyone can actually enjoy.

Start planning your child’s birthday:

funneryplaypark.com/partypackages/





 
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611 Steven Court, Unit 3
Newmarket, ON
L3Y6Z3

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+19052521619

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