Hooter Mars

01/02/2026

Last night, I found out that the woman I’m related to by marriage had never seen Wayne Brady on Chappelle’s Show. We fixed that immediately. And it caused the amount of laughter that is routinely expected when one views this masterpiece. 😎

12/15/2025

The MVP is a holiday gift just waiting to happen! Act now! RED ALLEN stickers, wall art, coasters, throw blankets, and more! Link is in my bio! Great for stocking stuffers and Secret Santa!

12/14/2025

Do you have old photos that look beyond repair? We can fix them. Do you have small images from the early days of flip phones? We can enlarge them. Have you ever wanted to animate a picture to look like a painting or a cartoon? We can help make your imagination come to life. Prices start at just $25. Email [email protected] to get started today!

12/06/2025

LINK TO MY STORE IS UP TOP IN MY BIO!

Hi everyone! I’ve got something FUN for you to check out! I’ve been hard at work making cool designs that I think you’ll like!

These are not AI generated! They all originate from photos I’ve taken over the past 25 years! The video you’re seeing now shows how they look on smartphone cases. But they’re available on dozens of other products! And right now, there’s a killer sale if you’re looking to make a dent in your holiday shopping!

11/12/2025

09/21/2025

Amazing documentary. Must see if you’re a person. It’s on YouTube. A great piece of work about a musical genius that should be mentioned in the same sentence as Brian Wilson.

09/13/2025

Me and the legendary waiting for … doing selfies before it was a thing. 😎🤙

09/13/2025

Me and the legendary waiting for in Canada. In Rainbows tour.

09/13/2025

My forever baseball boo. 😘⚾️

07/26/2025

The only way to salute a serial rapist/pediphile. 😎