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02/14/2020

A tiger terrorises a village

02/08/2020

magic..

02/06/2020

A quick witted fisherman wins favor from his king

01/27/2020

01/22/2020

Married man sends his mistress to another country. Her postcard to him is priceless.

A very rich married man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

The man not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, told the Italian woman he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child and if she stayed in Italy to raise the child he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

The Italian woman was skeptical but she agreed. She then asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write “spaghetti” on the back. And once he got the postcard he would then arrange for the child support to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. “Sweetie,” she said, “you received a very strange post card today from Italy.”

“Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he said.

The wife said ok and then watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written : spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce. 😅😅😅

01/20/2020

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists – two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow our instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!” The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

Moral of the story:
Women are evil.
Don’t mess with them!😂😂

01/20/2020

SPEEDING MOTORIST

Late one night this guy is speeding down the empty road. A cop sees him go flying past so chases him and pulls him over.

The cop goes up to the car and when the man rolls down the window, he asks, "Are you aware of how fast you were going, sir?"

The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in." The cop looks at him disbelievingly and asks him, "Were you the one being robbed, sir?”

The man casually replies, "Oh no, I was the one who committed the robbery. I was escaping."

The cop is shocked and surprised that the man has admitted this so freely. He says, "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"

"Oh yes," replies the man calmly. "I have all the loot in the back."

The cop is now starting to get angry and says, "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me" as he reaches into the window to take the car keys out of the ignition.

The man shouts, "Don't do that! I'm afraid that you'll find the gun in my glove compartment!" At this the cop pulls his hand out of the window and says, "Wait here" as he returns to his car and calls for backup.

Soon there are cars, cops and helicopters all over, everywhere you look. The man is quickly dragged out of his car, handcuffed and taken towards a cop car.

However, just before he is put in the car and taken away a cop walks up to him and says, while pointing at the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer tells us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we didn't find any of these things in your car.”

The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!”

01/15/2020

There is a story behind everything. How a picture got on a wall. How a scar got on a face. Tell us your story!