K-TON Corp

K-TON Corp K-TON Corp K-TON is a page bringing together the BEST of Canadian technologies, as well as ideas to life! (This is a comedy site.

We already made a splash way back in 2002 when we introduced the PLASTO REPEL 2000 to the public. And though its been years, we are working hard on more products sure to excite and startle you! If you are easily offended, find it hard to laugh at hunour or are sensitive about laughing at other peoples misfortunes, then please do not subscribe)

10/06/2014

Ladies and Gents...we are VERY close to launching our website. In the mean time, we will be posting a video shortly to offer an exclusive, facebook only product. Stay tuned!

12/23/2012

Everyone at K-Ton would like to give all our fantastic customers and fans 90% off anything on our online store in appreciation of their loyalty as well as for the Christmas spirit! (Our online store in currently offline and is being worked on. Sorry for any inconvenience)

12/04/2012

We here at K-TON like to be at the forefront of technology, as well as social media. So since Facebook is so brand new, we thought this would give us a chance to answer some of our customers and fans questions. Coming up very soon is a new web seminar (we like to call them webinars) called :Ask the K-TON guys, in which two of our highest company officials will answer your questions live. (recorded)

Send any and all questions via PM (private message) at the top! We will answer your questions shortly.

DISCLAIMER: For privacy reasons we may be forced to alter your actual name, place of residence, height, ethnicity and message content to better suit and reflect the views of K-TON and its 3 share holders.

Yes folks! We have been blessed to find yet ANOTHER treasure from way back in 2002 when we introduced our line of Oral H...
12/03/2012

Yes folks! We have been blessed to find yet ANOTHER treasure from way back in 2002 when we introduced our line of Oral Hygiene products. Thanks to a devoted worker, Pedro, he saved this precious commercial during our infamous factory fire. Sadly, pedro did not make it, and we do now know his last name because he was an illegal. But thank you Pedro for saving this piece of K-TON history...or was his name Juan....Omar?.....anyways have a look...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SrUmUrdMQ

K-TON Corp is proud to announce the newest line of oral hygene products to North America.

Here at K-TON, we are never afraid to try new and radical things. Well back in 2002, we sponsored a European film crew w...
12/03/2012

Here at K-TON, we are never afraid to try new and radical things. Well back in 2002, we sponsored a European film crew which promised to bring us the most radical and moving short film ever shot. Well 3 million dollars invested and 1 and a half years later, they brought us this short film entitled: "The milk has spoiled, pass the razors". Have a look!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JVGI7Ua2E&feature=youtu.be

Short independant European film sponsored by K-TON in 2003.

K-TON is a proud sponsor of the Gourmet BBQ'er! Unfortunately due to an untimely disgruntled employee and an unfortunate...
12/02/2012

K-TON is a proud sponsor of the Gourmet BBQ'er! Unfortunately due to an untimely disgruntled employee and an unfortunate mass killing, many of the episodes were lost. However, one has been found! Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BCaWAc7iK4

"...the weather looks a little ominous outside..."

12/02/2012

We here at K-TON are VERY excited to be bringing you exciting new products this winter. In the next coming weeks, we will be launching such exciting and ground breaking products such as:
The Magna-Shield
Tommy Knockers boxer briefs
The PPTW-Portable Personal Teleportation Watch

And an exclusive TOP SECRET product code named: Gary

Stay tuned!

Address

27 Roundhill Court
London, ON
N5Z4N3

Telephone

519-615-9923

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