09/03/2026
CLASSIFIED: OPERATION TAT2ZIE
TATTOO ROYALE LUGANO
Intelligence has confirmed an international emergency.
đ Lugano, Switzerland
Lugano Tattoo Royale
Sept 11-13, 2026
Tattoo collectors are gathering from around the worldâŠ
Sessions are getting longer.
Limbs are being exposed.
And apparentlyâŠ
PEOPLE ARE FREEZING.
The situation has become critical.
Fortunately, two highly trained operatives have been assigned to the case. đ
MISSION: Get Tat2zie to Lugano.
OBJECTIVE: Keep tattoo collectors warm, covered and comfortable while giving artists the access they need.
EQUIPMENT: A ridiculous amount of Tat2zies.
THREAT LEVEL: Cold AF.
STATUS: Deployment authorized. âïžđšđ
From Canada to Switzerland, Operation Tat2zie is officially underway.
Lugano⊠weâre coming for you.
Because when youâre sitting through hours of tattooing, there are some things you shouldnât have to suffer through.
The tattoo? Maybe.
Freezing your ass off? Absolutely not.
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ITâS NOT A ONESIE.
ITâS A TAT2ZIE.