BastardCoffeeHouse

06/18/2026

You asked and we delivered!!

-Now serving Gluten-Free pancakes!!! 🥞

-Decaf cold brew!

And of course, banana white chocolate muffins to make your day a little brighter!

06/15/2026

Chai latte on cool damp days for deep warmth.

06/14/2026

Rain rain go away ☔️

An iced coffee a day keeps the doctor away? 🍎

06/13/2026

Only two beautiful bouquets remain!! Grab them before they’re gone 🥰

06/11/2026

Iced Mocha dreamzzz

06/11/2026

Not only do we specialize in coffee experiences but we also have an extensive tea collection!
We love the loose leaf, locally-sourced blends from Zen Acres Herbal Apothecary & Healing Hub! Our customer fave is their "Calm the $%&* Down" 😅

We also serve Yorkshire Gold premium black tea which has a great punch when you need a pick-me-up.

Looking for simples? Our classic bagged teas will brew you up a cup of feel-good magic, every time.

06/10/2026

Chicken salad sandwich. Aka a party in your mouth 🎉

06/10/2026

Fresh chai is brewing!

Try it hot or iced today! 🫖

06/09/2026

06/07/2026

WATCH PARTY AT B*H
FRIDAY JUNE 12

We had such a fun time putting on Spectres & Speedtrains, and were grateful to have nearly full-house viewings on the 5 nights we presented it in our locality.

Did you miss the play?? We are hosting a watch party of the filmed performance at BastardCoffeeHouse on Friday evening from 5:30-7pm!

Lots of laughs, fresh buttertarts, and great food.
This is a free event!

Limited seating, please let us know if youre going to come! Dinner will be on, so come hungry!!

Doors will open at 5pm to get comfy & order food. The "movie" will start at 5:30pm.

I truly believe that theatre & community led storytelling is an avenue for public engagement on complex, challenging issues.
Don't miss it! This is a rallying cry far-and-wide to the good folk to stand up and let your voice be heard.