Martha Would Die Here

Martha Would Die Here Here's to Martha, mimosas and all the bad words. Customization and commissions welcomed. All purchases come carefully wrapped with love.

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There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Welcome to Martha Would Die Here;
This is dedicated to crafts and fun and some moderately terrible language. Crafts are all hand made or up-cycled with a personal flair for the terrible. This business encompasses everything good about having the heart

of a Disney princess and the mouth of an uneducated sailor. Shipping is available at the buyers expense and gifting options are always welcome and will be wrapped with the sweetest of care.

07/23/2021

Hey everyone.

It’s been a hot minute since this accounts been active.

It’s getting a scrub, a facelift and will be coming back with new things, delicious things. Things you’ll easily be obsessed with.

Thank you for your past support and I hope you’ll transition with me on my new journey.

04/17/2018

It’s like looking into the future.

We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.
04/09/2018

We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day.

Kitchen rules
04/01/2018

Kitchen rules

Gone but never forgotten 🦖🦕
03/01/2018

Gone but never forgotten 🦖🦕

12/19/2017

This is me all week

Happy Friday the 13th
10/13/2017

Happy Friday the 13th

10/07/2017
Save the date and come spend the night with me and watch some roller derby and eat from food trucks all while support th...
09/27/2017

Save the date and come spend the night with me and watch some roller derby and eat from food trucks all while support the arts!

Someone got herself a banner. Shout out to Amanda for her epic graphic design skills
08/22/2017

Someone got herself a banner. Shout out to Amanda for her epic graphic design skills

Don't worry I got this
07/14/2017

Don't worry I got this

07/07/2017

Etsy Made In Canada - Hamilton - Sept 23. Yeah I'll be there!

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Brampton, ON

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