Cybernetic Walrus

05/06/2026

Certified unathletic even as an alien ✅

🧠 Gotta bring the brains to the game then... Keeping the sus level low and probing humans back to back 🔫

Who of your friends can't get the most simple things right? Tag them in the comments 👇

05/06/2026

Plants are love, plants are life 🌵 Here's the best community inspiration for your very unsuspicious alien gas station!



How many plants do you have in your gas station?

22/05/2026

Here's how to play the new minigame in Roadside Research! In the Alien Screen, unlock the Data Analyzer and its boosts for H.I.P (800👽), W.E.E. (3500👽), P.P.C. (13000👽). Play the minigame to boost the Alien Tech of your choice in exchange for 👽 and increase your sales!

19/05/2026

Roadside Research’s next big update is here 👽 It makes your sessions more alien, more sim and a lot more fun!

Here are some of the highlights:

🧬 Data Analyzer Minigame
👽 Your beloved pet Greg
🪑 A bunch of new decorations
🍗 More finger-licking products
📦 Storage expansion
And much more!

The update is now ready to download for XBOX, PC and Steam!

Learn all about it on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3643170/view/666113645632029776

Who's your partner in intergalactic gas station research? 👇 Tag them in the comments!

15/05/2026

📢 This is your last chance to join the F.A.C.E. competition and turn your mask into a preset of the game! 🚨

Do you have the best F.A.C.E. (Faux Anthropoid Camouflage Exoskin)? 📫 Whether you’re the next intergalactic Michelangelo or just like to doodle, every mask is worth submitting!

🖌️How to participate:
1) Create a F.A.C.E. in the game's customization editor.
2) Take a screenshot.
3) Post your design in the Cybernetic Walrus Games Discord (https://discord.gg/HCaN9PvUVZ)

⏰ Deadline for submissions is this Sunday!

Alien HQ will then shortlist the best designs. Ultimately, they'll go head-to-head in a community vote! Only the best F.A.C.E. will become a preset in the game... Will it be yours? 👑

Alien HQ has gathered some inspiration for you... Which of the team’s F.A.C.E.s do you like most? 👇 Vote in the comments below!

13/05/2026

May 19: that's when the next Roadside Research update goes live! 🚀

Are you excited about how far the game has come and about what's up next? 👉 Check out this reworked roadmap!

What are you most hyped about? 🤩 Let us know in the comments!

12/05/2026

Check out what the May Update will bring: a storage expansion, a new minigame, a motion sickness fix and so much more!

What started as a perfectly unsuspicious mission involving Boneless Bananas and “totally normal human behavior” is about to escalate beyond parameters with n...

12/05/2026

👽 More Alien, More Sim Update Coming May 19! 🗓️

Attention, fellow undercover researchers! 🍌

What started as a perfectly unsuspicious mission involving Boneless Bananas and “totally normal human behavior” is about to escalate beyond parameters with next week’s update: expect bizarre new alien technology, more sim elements, and enough fresh chaos to make local authorities deeply uncomfortable.

The next update will go live on May 19th!

Here are the highlights:

The Alien Room will be your extraterrestrial sanctuary on planet Earth: Check on your pet Greg, grab all of your alien tools and run your operations from this upgraded backroom incl. a new minigame!

New content will hit the sweet spot between what you asked for and what you didn’t know you need: Play the new Data Analyzer minigame to boost the benefits of the alien tech of your choice, sell brand-new products and upgrade your storage space to live up to your retail dreams!

Is curiosity overheating your systems? Check out the update announcement with more details together with the freshly synthesized roadmap on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3643170/view/658231711192056711

12/05/2026

🔦 Remember… when you hear something horrifying, turn off your flashlight and hide under the shelves.

When the “stranger” walks away, run back to your order and return with your cat. More packages are waiting to be delivered 📦

🎮 ORDER 13 is now available con consoles!👇

🔵 PlayStation 5
╰┈➤ https://store.playstation.com/en-us/concept/10017216

🟢 Xbox Series X|S (Xbox Play Anywhere)
╰┈➤ https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/order-13/9p1gtvhtsmt4

28/04/2026

🏆 Share your best F.A.C.E. (Faux Anthropoid Camouflage Exoskin) to get it officially featured in Roadside Research for all players to use!

New disguises are needed to keep up with Earthlings altering their appearance with “makeup” (surface tinting), “makeovers” (full visual identity resets) and “plastic surgery” (permanent tissue reassembly).

👉 Join the F.A.C.E. competition and get featured!

How to participate:
1. Let your creative goop flow and draw a mask using the in-game editor
2. Take a close-up screenshot of your design
3. Upload your image on our Discord

We will shortlist the best entries, resulting in a 16-32 image head-to-head battle for the title of most stunning F.A.C.E of 2026!

🗓️ Submission deadline: May 17th at 23:59:00 CET

You can find more info, rules and inspiration on the Cybernetic Walrus Games Discord!