Puby Rhilpott

It was a pale day spent in the heart of Fairy Meadow. We watched as the gentle ducks waddle their every step, to and fro, as we follow up along side them. It was about when the mother duck stopped to check all her babies were still in one piece behind her, when Mimi's gaze fell to me. She said to me "Ruby..", she said "how come you never see birds having s*x?". Well I looked right back at her and

I said to her I says "well f**k me mimi, why don't you ever see birds have s*x?"
Well she looked right back at me and I'll tell you what she said to me she said "I'll tell you, if someone made a show entirely about birds having s*x I would watch that show". And I look to her and I says to her I said "I would too". I look at Mimi and I say "hey, if someone made a show entirely about ducks wearing hats..." I said "I would watch that show". Mimi looked at me she said "I would watch that show to". She said to me "what about instead of ducks they were dogs???". I said to her "oh yeah, I'd watch that show". And then I looked up at Mimi one more time, and you wanna know what I said to her? You really wanna know? Well, I said to her "what if instead of dogs they were humans, and instead of hats it was makeup that looked like a dogs face". And Mimi looked up at me, and with a slight bow of head you wanna know what she said to me? She said to me, "yea, I'd so watch that show". Stay tuned for more vids regularly.