Better Date Than Never

Better Date Than Never It's a case of Better Date Than Never - or is it Better Never Date? Whichever you prefer, this is a

Six weeks into dating we decided to go to HoleyMoley. The moment he won the round, he started yelling "LOSER" and contin...
20/07/2022

Six weeks into dating we decided to go to HoleyMoley. The moment he won the round, he started yelling "LOSER" and continued to refer to me as that throughout the night. At dinner he then proceeded to spend the entire meal on his phone placing bets.

*x **nadriedup

Kind of self-explanatory. We’ve all plucked someone’s flower... just some more than others.          *x                 ...
13/02/2022

Kind of self-explanatory. We’ve all plucked someone’s flower... just some more than others.


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I went to a ladies’ place after a few dates and the whole time we had s*x her dog stared at us from the bedside. It kept...
01/07/2021

I went to a ladies’ place after a few dates and the whole time we had s*x her dog stared at us from the bedside. It kept trying to get up on the bed and I was never able to help either of us come to a happy ending.
*x *xytime

I took a girl to a party, not realising it was actually a family do. She stayed the night and after some fun, thanked me...
26/05/2021

I took a girl to a party, not realising it was actually a family do. She stayed the night and after some fun, thanked me and asked if I could give her CV to my parents.

*x *xtothetop

While drunkenly spooning a potential lover, I felt him up against me and I have never been more afraid for my va**na in ...
07/04/2021

While drunkenly spooning a potential lover, I felt him up against me and I have never been more afraid for my va**na in my life. It was like two cans stacked on top of each other. We did not have s*x and my va**na thanks me every day.

*x **na ***s

My boyfriend and I gave each other head in the pool to try something different, neither of us could hold our breath for ...
24/03/2021

My boyfriend and I gave each other head in the pool to try something different, neither of us could hold our breath for too long so we did it on the side of the pool. He came. I didn’t, but I did get a UTI though.

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I went on a date with a guy who organised our first date to be a picnic on the beach. He left me with a box of shapes an...
04/02/2021

I went on a date with a guy who organised our first date to be a picnic on the beach. He left me with a box of shapes and some moscato while he wandered the beach with his metal detector.

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My elderly neighbours set me up for a blind date with their grandkid. Turns out she thought I was interested in girls. M...
22/11/2020

My elderly neighbours set me up for a blind date with their grandkid. Turns out she thought I was interested in girls. My date and I are now great friends but unfortunately I am still single.

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My girlfriend was chopping chillies for a stirfry and as it was cooking we started to play around. Unfortunately she sti...
26/08/2020

My girlfriend was chopping chillies for a stirfry and as it was cooking we started to play around. Unfortunately she still had traces of chilli on her fingers. That night I found out that yoghurt can soothe things other than hunger.

*x **na

In today's dating culture you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn't experienced ghosting. Use the template below ...
19/08/2020

In today's dating culture you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn't experienced ghosting. Use the template below to tell someone you are no longer interested.

Hi (name), it was awesome meeting you last night! I had a great time and really appreciate you taking the time out of your week to hangout but I don’t think I see it going anywhere. I just wanted to be transparent. I hope you understand and that you find what you're looking for 😊

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My boyfriend and I tried to have s*x on a trampoline, safe to say won’t be trying that again! Got double bounced straigh...
18/08/2020

My boyfriend and I tried to have s*x on a trampoline, safe to say won’t be trying that again! Got double bounced straight off him and off the trampoline.

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My girlfriend came over for a kiss, leant on my stomach and I loudly farted. Then she dumped me... I didn’t think it sme...
25/05/2020

My girlfriend came over for a kiss, leant on my stomach and I loudly farted. Then she dumped me... I didn’t think it smelt that bad?

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