15/06/2026
BREAKING NEWS:🚨 SYDNEY TATTOO ARTIST ARRESTED FOR LEAVING CLIENTS TOO 🚨
Local authorities have reportedly taken Mattia Colombo into custody. The charge? Creating tattoos so crazy they’ve been deemed a public distraction.
Witnesses say clients have been caught leaving the studio looking like completely different people. The lines so crisp.
The shading so smooth. With flow was simply just illegal.
Officials warn that booking an appointment comes with serious side effects, including:
* Excessive mirror checking
* Random compliments from strangers
* Friends immediately asking, “Who did your tattoo?”
You can proceed at your risk, dm me to book your next tattoo.
