Switched on Streams - S.O.S

20/01/2026

We all know the Tangerine Palaptine wants Greenland for "security reasons". But this story has taken a strange but predictable turn.
The strange part is that the spray tanned lawsuit generator, has sent this letter to Norway claiming its because of NATO and the fact he didn't get the peace prize. The reason that's surprising is because for once it actually sounds like the truth. The predictable part is the lie. He used the threat of Russia and China to build his case.
China who have put out a statement and not shown any sign of being a physical threat to the usa.
Then there is Russia, who have shown to be a threat to western civilisation, especially Europe, are now claiming that Reality TV Rasputin has asked them to be apart of his "peace committee". How can they be a threat and ally in peace? Short answer they can't. And it exposes the lie.

There is a UK sitcom called red dwarf, that explains how the world fell by America starting a war for peace.

18/01/2026

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the peace president. The man who claimed to have ended 8 wars. 8 wars that either weren't wars, aren't ended or he had no part in. However he has kidnapped a foriegn leader for his oil and resources, while trading control of the country for a peace prize with someone else's name on it. Oh, and let's not forget the other 7 countries he bombed.

18/01/2026

17/01/2026

Rich boy who blames immigration for a housing crisis his family helped create, says he would take a recession over immigration.

If a recession was to hit, it's people like hugo that wouldn't feel the impact of such an event. Instead it's those that follow him, who are applauding this, that will be hit the hardest. Losing jobs, houses, money. And you can put money on this megalomaniac blaming imagrants for any recession that may happen.

And the worst part about it, is that his followers will still blindly follow, eat up and spew out his ideology, attack brands who are trying to distance themselves from him, long after any recession if there is one. And he will continue to profit from them.

16/01/2026

Pickled takes on geopolitics, armchair history, pop psychology and medical misinfo. Dissecting power and narratives. Calling out grifters and nonsense wherever they surface.

Unfiltered, unbothered, and occasionally brined. Welcome to the pickle jar. 🥒

16/01/2026

Pickles out for snarky

It is with great sadness that we bring you this message from our page friend Snarky Gherkin.
We remain hopeful that an appeal will work & we will see our favourite pickle back soon.

From Snarky ⬇️

Dear pickles,

FB has unpublished the page for "impersonation."

Yep, apparently being the one and only cartoon pickle exposing grift, conspiracies, and weird supplement scams is a crime now.
An appeal’s been lodged with full evidence that Snarky Gherkin is the original, not an impersonator.

Make no mistake... the jar might be rattled, but it’s far from sealed.

The pickle fights on. The brine runs deep.

Love you all. Sincerely.

13/01/2026

So far right yatzi groups are "officially disbanding" due to Australia's new hate speech laws. And Frau Freedom isn't happy about it. But we all know they aren't going anywhere, they just won't be out there in the open, marching and throwing the arms up like they are 13 year olds in 2015 dabbing at everything. It's OK bec and Jesse, I'm sure the boys will still pass you both around like a couple of joints at a Woodstock festival.

02/01/2026

He's saying the quiet part outloud again. German genetics

01/01/2026

Oh for f**k’s sake.
“Weak, woke and sending us broke”?
You absolute grifting clowns.

Let’s do something radical for once and use numbers, not vibes, not culture-war buzzwords, not billionaire-funded tantrums.

Here’s the reality, whether Advance Australia likes it or not.

When Tony Abbott won government in 2013, Australia’s net debt was about $175 billion.

After NINE YEARS of Coalition governments, Abbott, Turnbull, Morrison, the whole rotating cast of economic “geniuses”, Australia’s net debt was over $800 billion by the time Anthony Albanese was elected in 2022.

That’s a half trillion dollar blowout on the Coalition’s watch.

So let me get this straight.

The people who:

Quadrupled the debt

Ran structural deficits in boom times

Set fire to money with car parks, sports rorts, submarine fantasies and consultant mates

Blew hundreds of billions before inflation even hit

Now want to scream that Labor is “sending us broke” after inheriting the mess?

Get absolutely fu**ed.

This is like crashing your mate’s car, setting it on fire, pi***ng on the ashes, then blaming the next driver because the tyres are flat.

And the funniest part?

They had LOW interest rates, record commodity prices, no global pandemic for six of those years, and still couldn’t manage a surplus to save their lives.

Meanwhile Labor walks in during:

Post-COVID inflation

Global supply shocks

Interest rate hikes worldwide

And somehow they’re the “weak economic managers”?

That’s not an argument, that’s political flat-earther s**t.

Calling Albanese “woke” is just what people say when they’ve got nothing intelligent to contribute. It’s the verbal equivalent of smashing the emergency glass marked “OUT OF IDEAS”.

If you want to talk about who actually racked up the debt, the scoreboard is crystal clear.

Coalition governments took Australia from manageable debt to historic levels.
Labor inherited it. Period.

So next time you see this meme, remember:

The debt didn’t explode under Albanese

It exploded under the very people now pointing the finger

And outfits like Advance Australia exist to make sure you’re angry at the wrong target while billionaires laugh all the way to the bank

Facts don’t care about your outrage, your petitions, or your Facebook memes.

And the numbers say the so-called “better economic managers” couldn’t manage a fu***ng spreadsheet.