Port Macquarie News And That

07/07/2026

Guys this seal putting Tasmania on the map is making Port look really bad especially with the state of the old Food for less site, which made me think can we find some kind of animal or really strange human to lock in there for entertainment to bring the tourists in.

Anything is better than what it looks like now and it just seems perfect for a rare caged animal or a freak show like they did in circus’ back in the day

Please comment ideas for an animal or if you know a human that would suit the job

Let’s get Port Mac back on the map

Seals suck! 🦭

02/07/2026

How come every kid can wheelie for seven kilometres now 🏍️
We ate s**t every day trying to bust a mono these kids are like robots 🤖
Plus they all stay ripped even though they don’t have to pedal or push
Where’s the fat kid in the group
There was always a fat kid in the group
Don’t these people have money for Micky Ds
And eshays are so stylish now
We was literally just eshays if our mum was too poor for skate shoes
That’s all that style was
The too poor for skate shoes kid
Get some Lynx or Pumas
And the tracksuit pants was just because it was cold walking a bmx home in winter about a two hour trip each night
Ain’t no gears on those bad boys
Let alone a damn motor
Gahd damn

25/06/2026

News just in. We have just had word that there is an enormous freakin white whale in Kooloonbung Creek. This might not look like much, seeing this frickin huge white whale amongst the mangroves. To the untrained eye this would just blend in to the environment.
However this gigantic blubber of fricken white jelly is actually supposed to be black. It’s what we call an Albanino whale. It gets its name from a well known politician, who is also.. a giant piece of blubbery $&@“.

One man who was interviewed by Port Macquarie News And That said “I’m 90% sure that if I come back as another animal when I am reincarnated, it will be a white whale too”.

Locals are estatic and have officially used the bat sh& # smelling board walk for the first time in 40 years. How lovely.

30/05/2026

Tigerlily. June 27.

30/05/2026

Better luck next time James 🙏

Our Port local Champion swimmer James Magnussen is doing what we all have talked about at least once in our lives around a backyard picnic table at 2:30am, exposing our astonishing business ideas.

“Imagine this right.. 🍻🫨 an Olympics.. but.. EVERYONES ALLOWED TO TAKE ROIDS!”

We’ve all said it, how cool it would be.. how good the athletes would be.. how the Olympics would suck compared to this…

Well it’s happening. And Jamesy boy is a main cover face pin up boy mascot for the new shin dig. THE ENHANCED GAMES in Las Vegas is here.

💉 💉 💉 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 💉 💉 💉

I just can’t wait to see it become mainstream and we see GOUT GOUT rock up lookin like Terry Crews and does the 100m sprint in 7.2 seconds

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15/05/2026

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15/05/2026

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14/05/2026

Compliments to the artist for the new statue near the donut, it’s about time a real Port Macquarie local was recognised for being an iconic part of our community.

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10/05/2026

Historical video of Port Macquarie in the olden daysssssssss. Port Macquarie News And That