I Can't Stand Lorraine

28/01/2022

Deja vous?

13/07/2019

Thank you to everyone who made I Can’t Stand Lorraine a raging success. It takes the extraordinary commitment of an amazing tribe to take a show from the page to the stage - and an even braver one when those pages are blank to start with. So to my amazing cast, creative team and crew, thank you for bringing my baby to life. You should all feel incredibly proud of what you have achieved.

And thank you to our amazing audiences. Without you we are just weird people doing the same things over and over again in an empty room. With you, it becomes a lively conversation full of fun and energy.

If you enjoyed this show and want to know what’s coming next, make sure you follow North Queensland Opera and Music Theatre. I have a sneaking suspicion we will be back with more fun and mayhem before long.

11/07/2019

Your last chance to see the show everyone is talking about!
There are less than 30 seats left for this Friday night at 9:30pm (extra show we have added in as ALL OTHER SHOWS ARE SOLD OUT).

Get in fast!
https://au.patronbase.com/_TVCC/Productions/1595/Performances

09/07/2019

Thank you Townsville for making these the hottest tickets in town. Because you asked/begged/pleaded so nicely, we have added ONE EXTRA SHOW – this Friday at 9:30pm.

Get in fast. These tickets won't last!
‼️‼️ UPDATE: LESS THAN 30 TICKETS LEFT!! ‼️‼️

https://whatson.townsville.qld.gov.au/events/fringe/i-cant-stand-lorraine

08/07/2019

All three shows for this coming weekend have SOLD OUT!

If you wanted tickets but missed out, let us know... we are working on something... stay tuned.

07/07/2019

Get in fast people! Only 40 tickets remaining!

https://whatson.townsville.qld.gov.au/events/fringe/i-cant-stand-lorraine

06/07/2019

A Floody Good Review!! (Ignore the odd typo, like the name of the show (oops!) Ray was in a hurry to get it published and we really appreciate that!

Come and see the show today at 4pm or 7pm (Get in fast for 7pm - Only 4 tickets left.)

05/07/2019

Coming to the World Premiere if I Can’t Stand Lorraine tonight? Look out for this sign on Hugh Street to enter the car park.

05/07/2019

7 hours until the curtain goes up on the World Premiere of "I Can't Stand Lorraine".

There are still a few remaining seats for tonights performance if you get in fast!

Doors open at 6pm so you can grab yourself an Aqua Daiquiri or a Muddy River and prepare to laugh yourself silly.

Tickets available at: ticketshop.com.au

04/07/2019

Last night we took “I Can’t Stand Lorraine” out on a test drive and asked for some feedback. Here’s what Huxley has to say! 👍

No-one will forget February’s floods in a hurry. Regardless of which suburb you were in, if you were in Townsville you were inundated by something – flood water, mould or just endless rain. For some of us the event was traumatic and for others it was a mild inconvenience, but we all have a story...

03/07/2019

Floody has a secret. Lorraine is not the only women in his life and he's not too excited when his Mouldy Ol' Missus, played the ever-so-sweet (but not in this role) Shari Lazzaroni, arrives. Who "will survive" this epic confrontation?

OPENS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!

Get your tickets at ticketshop.com.au
Hurry! They're selling fast!

02/07/2019

Meet Evian du Partie, played by the perhaps the most typecast of all performers, Sasha Holmes. Sasha mostly works behind the scenes and is the powerhouse behind many of NQOMT's productions (including this one where she is also the production manager!) So take this rare opportunity to see Sasha in the spotlight (albeit blinking quite a bit as she's probably hungover!)

OPENS THIS FRIDAY NIGHT!

Get your tickets at ticketshop.com.au
Hurry! They're selling fast!