27/08/2026
🎸 Weekly Gig Guide 🎸
Thu Aug 27 - The Brook - 6:30-9:30pm
Families, tradies and the occasional bloke who looks like he’s banned from at least one Bunnings. Always a good vibe though.
Fri Aug 28 - Portofino’s - 5-8pm
Waterfront views, plenty of Poms and the giant sports screen quietly reminding me where I sit in the entertainment hierarchy.
Sat Aug 29 - Corporate Gig
Private function. Three hours of smiling professionally at people whose names are printed on lanyards.
Sun Aug 30 - The Boat - 2-5pm
Sunday afternoon on the Mindarie marina. Beautiful boats, beautiful views, beautiful homes. Then at 5pm I pack the car and drive back to Ellenbrook to think about my choices.