09/04/2026
Thu Apr 9 - The Brook - 6-9pm
Absolute mixed bag. Families having dinner next to blokes who look like they’ve just walked out of a court appearance. Somehow it works. It always works.
Fri Apr 10 - Quinns Rocks Sports Club - 6:30-9:30pm
Everyone’s here for the roast and the meat raffle. Dance floor opens briefly like a government program, a few textbook moves get rolled out, then it’s shut down by 8:45.
Sat Apr 11 - Valencia Bar & Grill - 5-8pm
Couples, families, and the occasional busload of chaos. Looks like a relaxed beer garden until the bus rolls in and suddenly you’re playing over 17 conversations and a birthday cake.
Sun Apr 12 - Portofino’s - 5-8pm
Great spot. Big screen pumping sport, plenty of Poms, and I’m doing my best to compete with whatever’s happening in the 18-yard box.
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