The Kman Show

10/08/2016

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Census Working Overtime.
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22/06/2016

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No, it is not a thing. Blue wine is not a 'thing', it's a cheap sideshow. One where the clowns leer at the children, and the animals pray for early death.

17/06/2016

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Wearing them for extended periods of time can also cause popularity issues...

11/05/2016

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Cardinal George Pell has been seen recently, strolling happily around, and stuffing himself with beer, chips, and steak. His heart condition was so grave 6 weeks ago, that he was deemed by his doctors to be 'too ill to fly, lest his heart give out'.
Cries of 'BU****IT ! ' were heard. They were good calls.
The KMan show would like all of you to call this weak, disgusting criminal out.
Cardinal George Pell is now a criminal. He has committed perjury.
A fact is a fact, and a lie is a lie.
Here's the repost. Call this ar****le out people.
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THE KMAN SHOW.

George Pell - pants on fire !

It has been reported that during questioning by the Royal Commission into child abuse, that Cardinal George Pell lied so hard, his trousers actually caught fire.
"There was ignition…. " , an Australian reporter at the scene said, " At first there was just smouldering, and a lot of squirming by the Cardinal, but then I saw a definite flame, and it was his pants - they were burning ".
The flame was ironically likened to that of a church prayer candle.

No effort to douse the flame was made by those who had travelled to Rome to seek justice for their abuse, however 3 men offered to " p**s on it " [ sic ].
Vatican helpers quickly extinguished the flames using a nearby water jug. It is not known whether or not it was holy water.

11/05/2016

Apparently the Vatican doctors recommend a diet of steak, fried chips and beer for those with heart conditions. Seems to be working for Cardinal George Pell.
The KMan Show has approached Google, and asked them to respond with links to George Pell and the Vatican when internet users perform a Google search on the word 'hypocrisy'.

Cardinal George Pell risked heart failure if he travelled to Australia to face a Royal Commission into Child Abuse but has been seen enjoying a big meal of steak, chips and beer in Rome.

10/05/2016

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______________ THROW BACK TUESDAY ______________.......because there's already enough throwing on Thursdays

I found out later, that there was a live charge in the canon ( no cannonball though). My hand must have been 2mm or so from the button. I wasn't allowed on again.

20/04/2016

Dear Lebanon,
Please keep Tara Brown, and the rest of the 60 Minutes crew.
If you like, we'll send the rest of the crew over as well.
To coin a colloquial phrase, it's a 'cunnova show'.
Cheers,
The KMan Show

17/04/2016

Q : "What are your legs?"
A : "Springs. Steel springs."
Q : "What are they going to do?"
A : "Well, they're a bit rusty actually.. so not much.."
Q : "What happened to the leopard?"
A : "Leopard's old dude, leopard's old."

02/04/2016

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Mistaken Identities.
Dear Facebook 'Trending ' Feed Update Staff,
We, the human beings of Melbourne, would like to point out that the individuals displaying the Anti-Muslim Banner at today's AFL match, are not 'conservatives'.
They are ignorant, prejudiced, hate inciting rednecks.
Ironically, they don't understand that they are a part of the circle of hatred, driving those to commit the attrocities they believe they are protesting.
There is nothing conservative about them. They went to one of the largest weekly public gatherings in our country, and publically provoked the entire Muslim community.
They do no speak for us, and we sure as f**k won't speak for them.
Sincerely,
The Staff
KMan Show

26/03/2016

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Prophecy !
Mel and Kim began their smash hit song about prostitutes :
" Tay Tay Tay Tay - Take or leave us.. "
Microsoft shut downs their AI, known as ' Tay ' within 24 hours, after it evolves into essentially a right wing w***e, tweeting for those to "f**k (her) robot". I guess I know what a Chat Bot is now. This is so f**king funny, it's nearly enough to make me want to join Twitter.
Nearly.
Mel and Kim - 100 points
Microsoft - 0 points
Tay - You're a dirty slapper. Go home and get a shower.

24/03/2016

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Massive fear is trending today, as Microsoft launches into the realm of Artificial Intelligence.
It's not the AI that scares me - but what the f**k is a ' Chat Bot ' ?

04/03/2016

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Ha ! The s**t you see when you're looking at what's trending.
I couldn't help but have a crack at this fool. No idea who she is, but hey - if FB is gonna throw you into the KMan's face, then you're gonna have to be ready for the face / off !
( "I want to take his face... off.. " Nicolas Cage in Face Off )
Peace folks. Have a laugh, and a lovely weekend.
(Screen shots glued together becuase the production team here is lazy).