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WHOA WHAM Corp.'s ferociously unhinged CEOs Noa and Jolene, proudly present their latest online sensation ‘HUSTLEPUSS’: a deranged guide to hustling for
corporate deviants.

2022, 🥂 to you! Noa and Jo are resolved to make '22 their biggest year yet. Bigger hair, bigger profits and bigger and b...
30/12/2021

2022, 🥂 to you!

Noa and Jo are resolved to make '22 their biggest year yet.

Bigger hair, bigger profits and bigger and better HUSTLE🐈🐾

Happy New Year to all our followers 💖

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#2022

Ho ho ho everybody! 🎅 ! Merry Xmas from us at WHOA WHAM! We can't wait to take a 15 minute lunch break to Skype in with ...
23/12/2021

Ho ho ho everybody! 🎅 !

Merry Xmas from us at WHOA WHAM!

We can't wait to take a 15 minute lunch break to Skype in with our families over the festive period!

Stay safe out there and remember...

Never stop hustling! Xoxo

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Photodump 📸Things that inspire us, a poem:Me, myself and IFormidable colleaguesOnline shopping Pussycats Sunrises over s...
02/12/2021

Photodump 📸

Things that inspire us, a poem:
Me, myself and I
Formidable colleagues
Online shopping
Pussycats
Sunrises over skyscrapers
Gina's Beef
A good nail day
Nailing it
Nailing the brief
Brevity

Lots of love, your Hustling Houdinis, Noa and Jo xx 🥂💲🤑✨💲🤠🥰🤩😜💲🎉💲🤑



Mystic Martha saw into the future and it was bright!!! ✨✨✨One might even say: Psychic-delic!!! 😂😂😂Whoever heeded her adv...
09/11/2021

Mystic Martha saw into the future and it was bright!!! ✨✨✨

One might even say: Psychic-delic!!! 😂😂😂

Whoever heeded her advice and invested in a slice of the multibillion dollar pharmaceutical psychedelics pie... CONGRATS!
✨💲🤑💲✨

Martha the Money Guru is taking readings by appointment only this November.

We're late, for a very important date Scott Morrison. We need to seriously ramp up our emissions reductions by 2030. Oth...
04/11/2021

We're late, for a very important date Scott Morrison. We need to seriously ramp up our emissions reductions by 2030. Otherwise it will be too little, much too late⏳

It is devastating to bear witness to this inaction.

What tangible action can we take to remedy the apathy of our politicians?

Asking for a friend. Friends. Family. Animals. Plants. Future generations. 🧐🧐🤔🤔🥵🥵


Business. But make it fashun! As CEOs of a weapons manufacturing company, Noa and Jo take inspiration from the wise word...
04/11/2021

Business. But make it fashun!

As CEOs of a weapons manufacturing company, Noa and Jo take inspiration from the wise words of Donatella Versace: "Fashion is a weapon that you can use when you need it".

And these She.E.Os are cocked, locked and ready to go!

Thanks to the wonderful
and the incredible talents of MUA

For Halloween, we went as the scariest thing we know... Ourselves 😜😜😜😜
31/10/2021

For Halloween, we went as the scariest thing we know... Ourselves 😜😜😜😜






Noa and Jo have finally made it to the salon after these months of Melbourne's lockdown and are off to pop a bottle of ...
28/10/2021

Noa and Jo have finally made it to the salon after these months of Melbourne's lockdown and are off to pop a bottle of their finest Dom Perignon! 🍾🥂

We can't wait to get back in the theatre darlings and see all the talented ✨stars 🌟 shining bright like our diamonds!

Never stop hustling and see you in a foyer (foi- yay!) soon! 🐈✨❤️🥂🥂🥂

"I like my coffee HOT🔥Molten. Nay, volcanic. I'll settle for nothing less. " **Takes sip of said volcanic flat white ☕ *...
15/10/2021

"I like my coffee HOT🔥Molten. Nay, volcanic.

I'll settle for nothing less. "

**Takes sip of said volcanic flat white ☕ **

"...I've made a terrible mistake."

Limited edition mug inspired by the incredible and our time hustling in hospitality. marning

"Amongst her many talents, Noa is also a muse. Muse, mother, martyr, megalomaniac, millionaire, model. Should I go on? O...
11/10/2021

"Amongst her many talents, Noa is also a muse.

Muse, mother, martyr, megalomaniac, millionaire, model. Should I go on?

Ok. Method actress, manager, merchant, makeup artist, manicurist... "

First image is a sculptural work by Patricia Piccinini, showing at her exhibition 'A Miracle Constantly Repeating'. Despite Noa's profuse claims, she has had no influence on the design, much to her disappointment.

Business Lobster and Corporate Dolphin walk into a bar. "Moving forward we don't need to boil the ocean on this one we'r...
07/10/2021

Business Lobster and Corporate Dolphin walk into a bar.

"Moving forward we don't need to boil the ocean on this one we're going to drill down into this rare window of opportunity and take best practice offline while we synergise a robust scalable swim lane for this budding ecosystem"

"Yep, 💯% agree we'll peel the onion and get our ducks in a row and PIVOT like they did in that episode of Friends"

"Love that show"

"..."

"..."

"Yeah, you're definitely a Ross"



As two similarly blazed individuals, we are simply devastated to see Gladys Berejiklian go. We have a lot in common with...
03/10/2021

As two similarly blazed individuals, we are simply devastated to see Gladys Berejiklian go. We have a lot in common with former premier Gladys; we're high-powered liberal voters who've also given up on love. 🧥💕🧥🌠🧥🌠

We've had our run ins with ICAC on occasion too. We like to think it's nothing a little bribe can't fix!!! Hahahahah just kidding, just having a laugh, just joking! But on a serious note, we leave you with these words...

"Liberal of vote, but never of heart"

💕 bye bye Gladys x

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