Free as a Cow

12/12/2025

THE MIGHTY GOLD KEBAB by Nicky Lefebvre

So returns our bovine beauty,
The queen of our small town,
Soon to be resurrected,
After months of being down.

We’ve missed her golden glow
Gleaming high above the grass,
Majestic on her metal prong
The sun shining off her arse.

Locals keep on asking,
‘When will the cow return?’
Tourists wonder ‘what’s the fuss’?
But how quickly they will learn.

The Main Street herd has missed its queen,
The cows frozen in grief,
The town’s just not the same, you see,
Without it’s sky-high beef.

Oh, the mighty gold kebab,
Our beloved steak divine,
What better way to toast her,
Than with a local Cowie wine.

She’s sparkly, fresh and shiny,
Her visage somewhat newer,
So welcome home, our golden girl,
Cowaramup’s favourite skewer.

Author : Nicky Lefebvre

12/12/2025

GUESS WHO"S MOO-VING BACK .... ....
After 9-months “MOO-TERNITY' leave your iconic golden heffer has been refurbished, re-engineered, and is now built to last forever.

"A shout out to Andy King from Margaret River Panel Beaters for giving the old cow her epic spray tan" chuckled artist Ron Roozen, who donated his time and expertise to the project once again.

12/12/2025

9 MONTH "MOO-TERNITY LEAVE" ... ...

12/12/2025

MOO-VE OVER LANDMARKS ... ... there’s a new cow in town!

12/12/2025

WEST AUSTRALIAN : INSIDE COVER

12/12/2025

WEST AUSTRALIAN : INSIDE COVER ... ... Tick for Cow on a Stick. See article below.

12/12/2025

WEST AUSTRALIAN : FRONT COVER ... ... They said it wouldn't last! See snapshot below.

12/12/2025

12/12/2025

HEFFER IN HEAVEN ... ...
Now taking her rightful place, an eye on the herd— officially elevated to her new post overlooking Cowaramup with real udder authority and absolutely zero modesty!

12/12/2025

MOO'VING ON ... ...
From dissected fibreglass bovine to full-blown golden diva, the makeover of a lifetime… and now she’s moo-ving on to greener pastures.Cowaramup, get ready — your newest star is en route.

12/12/2025

BEHOLD OUR NEWLY GILDED QUEEN ... ... From barnyard basic to full Hollywood diva. One blast of gold spray paint and she’s now shining brighter than a disco ball at a barn dance, red-carpet ready. She’s not just a cow anymore — she’s a moo-deling icon.