24/08/2026
A post from 10 years ago 😍😀
This innocent little castle almost ate me and a bunch of kids. I was finished painting so I twisted some balloons and chased kids around with a tickle sword. Against my better judgement I shed my shoes and balloon belt and yelled "I'm going in!!! After rolling around in the castle I gravity did its job and I fell down the side of the castle! I couldn't believe the flipping thing was going to end up on top of me!! Lil girls were screaming and I was flopping around on my back like a warped hybrid of a whale and a cockroach unable to stand up in the gullet of the castle!!! The screaming bought the parents out the back and the party dad had to try to right me n the castle. Meanwhile the girls were having the time of their lives screaming at the top of their lungs. I was so concerned some were hurt but thankfully not! I found my way to my knees then my feet and clawed my way to daylight. As the castle spewed out its meal of pink painted squealers and one frazzled fairy I felt like kissing the ground. Next time I'll remember that some things are better left to the kids!!!
