Inverell Paintball

17/06/2026

Hi Everyone,

Sorry to ping you all but there has been a break in at Inverell Paintball. The Office shipping container had the padlocks cut and the chain to the double gates at the front was cut also. I do have someone in mind but I'll see if they are stupid enough to flaunt it. It happened while my mother came down to help us out while I was in hospital. The tracks into the gate came from the Tingha side coming in and then the Inverell side going out. Yes the police have been of course. Heck we have a lot of the police guys play here. The Aboriginal Liason Officer is the reason I have a 5XL pair of overalls. Just for him.

What they stole.

• Size Medium and almost all the Large overalls, (wonder why that size? Yeah, it's been noted)
• Helmets (Not all of them thankfully)
• Almost all of the groin boxes (My mother hopes they wear them when she finds them... I think she is angry)
• Almost all of the armour (vests) that we give to the girls (Yeah, the girls get the armour cause real boys have a need for a groin box)
• 1 Bullhorn... yeah... That was weird.
• Weirdest one... They stole the solar light and panel... Not the cord to plug it in. Maybe they thought it was a camera? Maybe daddy was with them and needed a new light? Sorry I'm a tad angry.

Zero Paintball Markers... Those are locked up and protected with dogs and actual pew pews. Thinking I might setup an AI powered marker with a Box loader on it in there now as well.

Well, this looks like the work of kids. Not very smart ones. The next time they visit they will have to look hard to find the 4G Trail Cameras that once pinged will be looked at remotely and vehicles will be deployed and no escape will be possible. I'm done. Truly done. This was enough to make me consider shutting the place down entirely as we don't even make enough money to collect GST let alone make a real living out of it. We run the field because we love it. No other reason. It sure as heck isn't for the money.

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What I'm offering. If anyone can provide information that leads to the recovery and / or arrest of the people that did this I'll take that person and up to 9 of their friends and throw 6,000 rounds of paint in for you. All on me. If perchance the offenders could be placed in the middle of the field, I'd throw another 6,000 rounds just to light them up. 🤬 But that might be considered retaliatory... It'd be fun though. Just venting. But the up to 10 player game is a real deal as I really want some people punished. Any information can go to the Inverell Police or you can call up me or dad directly.

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Thanks for your time and for your help.

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15/05/2026

174 days since last post... Sooo. For anyone wanting to have a game. If it's a big game Dad probably won't be able to run it... And I definitely won't be running games for a few months so it would seem.

Yeah that's my right ankle. Did it at work carefully descending the stairs of a 777 water cart but not carefully enough I guess. 4 points of contact became two and slid all the way to the ground at speed. 😉... I do not recommend following in my slip steps. Just sayin.

So all games will be Noel and Beth (Dad and sis) if they can do it. Just ring the booking number. Happy to answer questions though if you guys and gals need me. 😍

22/11/2025

Hi Everyone,

Just noticed it's been a while since I sent an update. 😁 Yes we are still up and running I just don't like spamming people with posts. I guess 215 days is long enough to wait.

So here is a video of a couple of crazy young guys running across the bridge.

Enjoy.

20/04/2025

Hi Everyone,

We have a very unique problem. The Bookings email address on this business card is the problem.

I've used this email ever since I first setup the website. That was 10 years ago. So here is the problem. We have done so FEW emails with this that it isn't a "trusted" email source because I don't email enough. LOL ... Yeah the email would be more trusted if I was spamming everyone using a list. Go work that out. So ... I guess I need to send more emails. 😅Yeah ... Nope not happening.

So my problem is that I need people to send me an email so I can reply to it. If the reply goes to your SPAM please click the button to say that it is NOT SPAM and let me know what happened... If it worked AWESOME let me know. If it doesn't then I'll try replying again after you unspam it. I hope it works then.

I didn't think this would be a thing and I've done IT stuff since the 80's. Oh and yes I now have a paid email service with Zoho for the moment unless everything goes pear shaped then I'll change to Google if I have to. A Primary Domain email should just work but obviously I found a glitch in the Matrix.

So feel free to send us an email just to say Hi or send us a picture of your pet I don't mind and me or dad will reply (usually within the day cause dad is very retired and I do shift work) and if you could please let me know if the reply email went to spam. Please remove the spam blocks on your end if they happen and I'll reply again. *sighs*

We have not advertised since late 2014 early 2015 when we first started (yeah picture in the Sport section of the Inverell Times and a Radio Ad was pretty much it). We do not keep lists of email addresses or sell emails or even give them away. We do not directly send emails to people unless they ask in person or over the phone. This will not change. Hell I've had the free $300 worth of Google advertising sitting in the account now for 10 years. And I've never advertised on Facebook ... sorry Zuck.

We love watching everyone have fun and spam emails are not fun. That's it. (The business side I'm taking care of so Dad can act his age... yeah hasn't happened yet.)

If you've read this far thanks for being awesome. It's been an amazing journey and we hope to keep it going for as long as Dad's old legs keep on moving. 😉

Cheers,

Keith

12/04/2025

Hi everyone,

Due to some spam diversion issues with the email I'll be transferring everything over to a paid service (Google moving it's domains to Squarespace has been a nightmare)

This email
[email protected]
will be off-line for a while (I'll delete this post once I've got it sorted)

If you need to email us just use
[email protected]
That email will always be available to contact us.

Apologies for the stuffing around but when our replies get put into Spam it makes it hard to communicate with people. We do not send mass emails to people so this spam filtering is very confusing but fixable.

Thanks,

Keith

24/11/2024

I warn everyone that kicking the ball can backfire. 😁

Thanks guys and gals I think that I had as much fun running the game and playing alongside you as you all did.... Awesome Day.

29/10/2024

Hi Everyone,

My dad is doing old man things over the next few months and won't be fighting fit to get out and run Paintball games. There might be limited availability with my sister for small games but that would be a case by case basis. Therefore I'll be trying to run the show between work dates so I'm pretty much stuck with Saturday games on these dates.

Saturday 2̶n̶d̶ , 23rd and 3̶0̶t̶h̶ of November.
Saturday 21st and 28th of December.
Saturday 18th and 25th (Maybe) of January.

And Sunday games on
Sunday 1̶s̶t̶ and 29th of December

If you want any other weekend dates I'd need to see if Beth can run them for you as my shift work can only fit those dates.

Up to date Booking details can be found here as always

bit.ly/InverellPaintballBooking

Thanks for your understanding.

26/09/2024

31/08/2024

Finally found time to fix the website so it's all back up and running ironically using Google Sites even though it was removed by Google Business Sites... Sometimes Google makes you wonder. 😁

Welcome to the Inverell Paintball website. Below you will find all the details about the location of the fields. Yes the site is in the bush. If you are driving a low car or a large bus please call us for other options to get onto the site.

14/08/2024

Hi All,

Sorry the inverellpaintball.com website has forcibly been moved due to a Google Business change that is driving me to drink. All email addresses are working perfectly but the website is just a parking page at the moment. When I find a spare weekend that I'm not working etc I'll definitely be fixing it. Don't hold your breath as spare weekends for me are pretty rare.

If you are after booking information the basics is in the image below and if you go to the link

https://bit.ly/InverellPaintballBooking

It will take you to a Google Doc that has a full write up of everything you need to know.

Hope that helps.

Cheers

Keith