Escape Smash Play Geelong

23/10/2026

Halloween's on a Saturday this year and we've only got the one haunted house. espg.au/f/escape

15/10/2026

To be fair, we'd have run as well

05/10/2026

Day 1 of trying to get a bullseye. Close doesn't count.

03/10/2026

Last weekend of the holidays. Back to school Monday and everyone in your house already knows it.

Saturday 10 till 10, Sunday 10 till 7. We are back to Thursday to Sunday after this week. espg.au/f/escape

01/10/2026

The half hour between our sessions is not a break. My staff need it to find all the missing keys after a session. Frankly, it's good for them. Keeps them on their toes.

29/09/2026

Day eleven of the school holidays. The novelty has worn off, the weather has turned, and somebody has already asked what is for lunch twice.

We are indoors, we are open from 10, and it is not raining in here.

28/09/2026

Just a heads up for the last week of the holidays.

If you're coming in for an escape room or anything else, you can add half an hour on the axes for $20 each. Just let us know at the counter when you get here.

Runs till Sunday. Axes are 12 and up and anyone 14 or under needs an adult with them, so the little ones will have to watch.

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26/09/2026

First axe goes into the wall. Second one goes into the wall. Somewhere around the fifth it sticks and you decide you have a natural talent for this.

Coaching is included. We're not saying you need it but.... you know.

25/09/2026

The kids are eight days into the holidays, and it's bucketing down outside.

On an unrelated note, maybe the parents would like to throw something.

Axes are $35 a head this weekend only, down from $50. Book at espg.au/f/axe or call 0416 162 226.

12 and up. 14 and under with an adult. The younger ones can watch, which is honestly half the fun for them.

Axe throwing in South Geelong. Practice throws included. Coached sessions for beginners and groups. 1 to 6 players, from $50pp. Book now.

24/09/2026

Every group has one person who does not want to do Haunted House. Often they are about eleven and they have a point.

Prison Break is where we send first timers. Start there. espg.au/f/escape