17/12/2025
SACK WHACK KING!!! 👑
Down at Sydney Station on a Monday morning
Two tough coppers feelin’ safe ignoring warnings
But between the cuffs and the coffee rings,
There was a game they called the sack-wack thing.
Now Paul Vella thought it was all in fun,
Just a flick or a slap, just like they’d always done,
But Gary doubled over and let out a scream
When the legend was born of the Sack Wack King.
He’s the Sack Wack King, of the boys in blue,
Got a whack for me and a slap for you
From the station to the street, hear the court bells ring,
All rise now — for the Sack Wack King!
They say a man’s pride cuts deep when it’s gone,
Gary lost one testicle, but he soldiered on.
Now there’s one less copper on the family tree,
And one more cautionary tale for the academy.
So raise a glass for the pain he knew,
One ball down, when justice flew,
In the hall of shame where the echoes ring —
You’ll still hear the name of the Sack Wack King.
He’s the Sack Wack King, of the boys in blue,
One wrong move and he’ll whack at you.
From the station to the street, hear the court bells ring,
All rise now — for the Sack Wack King!
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