Dessie Green Comedy

07/09/2026

Thank you Darwin 🙏

11/07/2026

‼️SOLD OUT.‼️

That’s it. Every ticket’s gone.

In 6 days, four comedians take the stage with one objective…

Bad judgement. Live. Consequences pending.

No filters. No safe topics. No refunds on emotional damage.

See you next Friday @ 9:20pm (Sharp!!) Top Floor Comedy Darwin

25/06/2026

👏What a cracking night at Top Floor Comedy Darwin.

With the Darwin Fringe Festival just around the corner, it’s clear everyone is peaking at exactly the right time. A packed room, an engaged crowd, and wall-to-wall laughs from start to finish.

Louise Van Vaerenbergh Comedy - Toilet Cough - The One Louie absolutely brought the house down. The woman I’ll be standing shoulder to shoulder with at my now sold-out Fringe show had the audience in tears of laughter… and snorting like pigs at a trough.

Anna Goat was the MC with the mostest, keeping the energy high and the night rolling effortlessly. Absolute stud.

The seasoned campaigners, Jay Kelly and Garry O'Sullivan, did what they always do—but somehow found another gear with some outstanding crowd work.

Ange Newton, Fiona Russell and Shirley Avis continue to prove they’re ones to watch, lighting up the room with huge energy, sharp timing and a ridiculous laughs-per-minute ratio.

Great to see Iain Loganathan back on stage after a long break, dusting off the comedy cobwebs with stories that somehow managed to be thoughtful, hilarious and just a little bit life-threatening.

And a special shout-out to newcomer Koorine, who found the courage to do her very first set. She is my hot tip for a future comedy favourite if she sticks with it.

Thanks to everyone who came out and packed the room. Darwin comedy is in outstanding shape, and if last night was anything to go by, Fringe is going to be something special. 😎

22/06/2026

🎤 ROUGH & RAW – THIS THURSDAY 🎤

I’ll be jumping up for a set this Thursday, with the always entertaining Anna Goat on MC duties.

A bunch of Darwin regulars will be testing fresh material ahead of the Darwin Fringe Festival, so expect new jokes, questionable decisions and the occasional accidental masterpiece.

Come have a laugh. 🍻😂

Rough and Raw Thursdays!!

Open mic comedy is unpolished and edgy. From new comedians doing their first set, older comedians trying new jokes and visiting stars just dropping in.

You never know who you’ll get. The line ups are big, and anything can happen! Expect the unexpected.

Book your tickets at the link below 👇
https://www.trybooking.com/DLQKO

12/06/2026

Now my morning latte has taken up the gender debate….. 🤷🏼‍♂️

10/06/2026

🎤This Friday 12 June 2026🎤
🎟️Get your tickets before they sell out 🎟️
An awesome line up with some of Darwin’s edgiest comedians Top Floor Comedy Darwin

Enjoy 2 hours of laughter with some great local and interstate talent!

The line up:
🎤 MC: Micky D
🤣 Supported by: Garry O'Sullivan , Scott McGowan Comedy , Chris Little, Mikal Coxx, Jay Kelly & Des Green

Venue capacity is limited, make sure you book your tickets in advance 👇
https://www.trybooking.com/DLQKV

05/06/2026

Well… that escalated quickly ‼️

RISK APPETITE has officially SOLD OUT.

A huge thank you from Louise, Michael, Rhys and myself to everyone who grabbed a ticket. The support has been incredible and we’re genuinely blown away by how quickly the show sold out.

For those lucky enough to secure a seat, get ready for a night of unfiltered, no-holds-barred comedy, questionable decisions and consequences that are almost certainly pending.

If opportunities arise for additional shows, we’ll be sure to let everyone know.

Until then, thank you again for the support. We can’t wait to see you all on the night.

30/05/2026

Today I lost a close friend……🥲 🩴

06/05/2026

It’s open mic tomorrow night🎤 … And it’s going to be a banger ‼️

Click the link 🔗 in the shared post and get your tickets 🎫

Rough and Raw Open Mic TOMORROW NIGHT is going to be complete and utter chaos! Don't miss out on the fun!

Jack Russell Amy Hetherington - Comedy Dessie Green Comedy Michael Masi

Book your tickets at the link below 👇
https://www.trybooking.com/DKZTW