Dessie Green Comedy

12/06/2026

Now my morning latte has taken up the gender debate….. 🤷🏼‍♂️

10/06/2026

🎤This Friday 12 June 2026🎤
🎟️Get your tickets before they sell out 🎟️
An awesome line up with some of Darwin’s edgiest comedians Top Floor Comedy Darwin

Enjoy 2 hours of laughter with some great local and interstate talent!

The line up:
🎤 MC: Micky D
🤣 Supported by: Garry O'Sullivan , Scott McGowan Comedy , Chris Little, Mikal Coxx, Jay Kelly & Des Green

Venue capacity is limited, make sure you book your tickets in advance 👇
https://www.trybooking.com/DLQKV

05/06/2026

Well… that escalated quickly ‼️

RISK APPETITE has officially SOLD OUT.

A huge thank you from Louise, Michael, Rhys and myself to everyone who grabbed a ticket. The support has been incredible and we’re genuinely blown away by how quickly the show sold out.

For those lucky enough to secure a seat, get ready for a night of unfiltered, no-holds-barred comedy, questionable decisions and consequences that are almost certainly pending.

If opportunities arise for additional shows, we’ll be sure to let everyone know.

Until then, thank you again for the support. We can’t wait to see you all on the night.

30/05/2026

Today I lost a close friend……🥲 🩴

06/05/2026

It’s open mic tomorrow night🎤 … And it’s going to be a banger ‼️

Click the link 🔗 in the shared post and get your tickets 🎫

Rough and Raw Open Mic TOMORROW NIGHT is going to be complete and utter chaos! Don't miss out on the fun!

Jack Russell Amy Hetherington - Comedy Dessie Green Comedy Michael Masi

Book your tickets at the link below 👇
https://www.trybooking.com/DKZTW

04/05/2026

🎤 **Get Ready for Thursday Night Comedy!** 🎤

Thursdays are hands down one of the best nights on the Darwin comedy calendar! Join us for Open Mic Night, where the excitement is always unpredictable. You’ll witness some of the top end's freshest talent and, with the Darwin Fringe fast approaching, you’ll also catch seasoned comedians testing out their new material.

Don’t miss out on a night full of laughs and surprises! See you there! 🎉

Get your tickets 🎫 in the link on the shared post.

03/05/2026

I don’t do reflection journals but…😎

It’s hard to believe it’s been 10 months since I first hit the stage! Every moment, from awkward silences to laughter, has been a lesson in resilience.

The comedy community is truly amazing—supportive and inspiring. If you’ve ever thought about trying stand-up, I wholeheartedly encourage you to go for it! The growth you’ll experience is worth it.

Grab that mic and join us at Top Floor Comedy Darwin Here’s to more laughs ahead! 🎤✨

02/05/2026

Well there is a first for everything!
Today every joke had to pass two tests
1. the audience, and
2. the Auslan interpreter.

Nothing like watching your punchline get translated in real time and thinking, “Wow… that actually looks funnier in sign language than it sounds coming out of my mouth.”

Massive respect to the interpreter 🙏 she absolutely stole the show without saying a word.

Festival of Women, Darwin — what a day. Great crowd, great vibe… and for once, I had someone literally backing up everything I said 🤣