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Join us Wed 7:30pm, Thurs 8:30pm, Sun 5:30pm as we host a lineup of Melbourne's freshest & funniest comedians that the TV won't tell you about

+ Bonus Secret Shows

Come join us for a fantastic night in Melbourne's coolest comedy room

WEDNESDAY NIGHT is going to be an epic show! Get excited people, it's all going down on Smith Street!Big Names & Up-n-Co...
15/09/2025

WEDNESDAY NIGHT is going to be an epic show!
Get excited people, it's all going down on Smith Street!

Big Names & Up-n-Comers all in the same room.
These are the biggest names but seriously, there's other epic comics coming down.

๐ŸŒŸ Show details:

๐Ÿ•ข ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€: 7:30pm Wednesday night
๐Ÿ“ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป:80 Smith Street, Collingwood
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! Just $10

๐Ÿ”— ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€:
www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

Tickets already on sale
Lineups subject to last minute change.

We got 3 shows this week. A special one.Seriously, a big range of comics coming in this week. Some seriously great comic...
20/07/2025

We got 3 shows this week. A special one.

Seriously, a big range of comics coming in this week. Some seriously great comics coming through. Seriously.

The Scoop on Dirty:
๐Ÿคฏ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฆ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜: in a cocktail bar.
๐Ÿ•” ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ 7:30 | ๐—ง๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฟ 8:00* | ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ป 5:30
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! $10 buckeroos

๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ > www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

(๐Ÿคซ keep an eye out for popup shows)

* Thursday got a special documentary filming about some people doing their first ever gig at Dirty Secrets Comedy.

Starts 8:00, then a short break, then regular gig 8:30pm

WEDNESDAY NIGHT is going to be an epic show! Get excited people, it's all going down on Smith Street!Big Names & Up-n-Co...
07/07/2025

WEDNESDAY NIGHT is going to be an epic show! Get excited people, it's all going down on Smith Street!

Big Names & Up-n-Comers all in the same room.

๐ŸŒŸ Show details:

๐Ÿ•ข ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€: 7:30pm Wednesday night
๐Ÿ“ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป:80 Smith Street, Collingwood
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! Just $10

๐Ÿ”— ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€: www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

Tickets already on sale

๐—ง๐—›๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ง๐—˜-๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐——๐—ฌ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช at Dirty is a is going to to be awesome! The line up is great!๐ŸŒŸ Show details:๐Ÿ•ข ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜...
03/07/2025

๐—ง๐—›๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ง๐—˜-๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐——๐—ฌ ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—ข๐—ช at Dirty is a is going to to be awesome! The line up is great!

๐ŸŒŸ Show details:
๐Ÿ•ข ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€: 8:30pm Thursday night
๐Ÿ“ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: 80 Smith Street, Collingwood
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! Just $10

๐Ÿ”— ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€: www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

Tickets already on sale!

๐Ÿšจ ๐๐„๐– ๐‹๐ˆ๐๐„๐”๐ ๐ƒ๐‘๐Ž๐ ๐ŸšจThis Thursday 8:30pm at Dirty Secrets Comedyโ€ฆThis isnโ€™t a real NFT drop, but if it was, itโ€™d be worth...
02/07/2025

๐Ÿšจ ๐๐„๐– ๐‹๐ˆ๐๐„๐”๐ ๐ƒ๐‘๐Ž๐ ๐Ÿšจ

This Thursday 8:30pm at Dirty Secrets Comedyโ€ฆ

This isnโ€™t a real NFT drop, but if it was, itโ€™d be worth a whopping $0.10 ๐Ÿ˜‚

Comedy is like NFTsโ€ฆ except instead of an NFT, you get to experience comedians IRL ๐ŸŽค

Feast your heart on:
๐ŸŽญ ๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—ญ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ผ (honest, charming)
๐ŸŽญ ๐—ž๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ธ๐—ฎ ๐—›๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฒ (wacky)
๐ŸŽญ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—›๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป (loud, passionate)
๐ŸŽญ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ป ๐— ๐—ฐ๐—”๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ป (honest, insightful)
๐ŸŽญ ๐—ก๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฟ (dry, sharp)

And more acts we donโ€™t have room to draw ๐ŸŽจ

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Show time: Thursday 8:30pm
๐Ÿ“ Location: Dirty Secrets Comedy โ€“ 80 Smith St, Collingwood
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dirty-secrets-stand-up-comedy-show-tickets-130092932463?aff=oddtdtcreator

Oh wow ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You got a rare pack of Dirty Secrets Comedy Trading Cards... I wonder who you got?Wow, a ๐™๐™–๐™ฌ ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™™๐™ฎ 2025 ๐™’๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ง...
01/07/2025

Oh wow ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You got a rare pack of Dirty Secrets Comedy Trading Cards... I wonder who you got?

Wow, a ๐™๐™–๐™ฌ ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™™๐™ฎ 2025 ๐™’๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ง ๐—ฃ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฝ... YouTubeโ€™s ๐— ๐˜† ๐—–๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐˜†... Introvert Extraordinaire ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ฏ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป... Touring Australian Comedian ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜„๐˜†๐—ป ๐—ž๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜€... and a ๐™๐˜ผ๐™’ ๐˜พ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™™๐™ฎ ๐™‚๐™ง๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ก๐™ž๐™จ๐™ฉ 2024 ๐™๐˜ผ๐™๐™€ ๐™‚๐™Š๐™‡๐˜ฟ ๐—”๐—”๐—ค๐—จ๐—œ๐—• ๐— ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—–๐—›๐—”๐—ก๐—ง WOW ๐Ÿคฏ

Thatโ€™s a great comedian pull ๐ŸŽ‰

All these acts are on Wednesday night at Dirty!!! You coming or what?

๐ŸŒŸ Show details:
๐Ÿ•ข ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€: 7:30pm Sunday
๐Ÿ“ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: 80 Smith Street, Collingwood
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! Just $10
๐Ÿ”— ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€: www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

Tickets already on sale ๐ŸŽซ

Hey you know My Chonny? From classic ๐Ž๐† ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ฎ๐›๐ž? From TikTok? ๐Ÿ˜ฑWell, he's coming down to ๐ƒ๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐–๐ž๐๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฒ! ๐Ÿ•:๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ŸŽคC...
30/06/2025

Hey you know My Chonny? From classic ๐Ž๐† ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ฎ๐›๐ž? From TikTok? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Well, he's coming down to ๐ƒ๐ข๐ซ๐ญ๐ฒ ๐–๐ž๐๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐๐š๐ฒ! ๐Ÿ•:๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ฐ ๐ŸŽค

COME if you dare! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Also other awesome acts.

๐Ÿ•:๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ.

Tickets > https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dirty-secrets-stand-up-comedy-show-tickets-130092932463?aff=oddtdtcreator

๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐——๐—ฌ! what a concept. This Sunday! Starts at 5:30pm.It is fun, loose and is a great way to end the week.๐ŸŒŸ ...
26/06/2025

๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—› ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐——๐—ฌ! what a concept. This Sunday! Starts at 5:30pm.

It is fun, loose and is a great way to end the week.

๐ŸŒŸ Show details:

๐Ÿ•ข ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜€: 5:30pm Sunday
๐Ÿ“ ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: 80 Smith Street, Collingwood
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! Just $10

๐Ÿ”— ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€: www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

Tickets already on sale

We got 3 shows this week. Seriously, a big range of comics coming in this week. Some seriously great comics coming throu...
23/06/2025

We got 3 shows this week. Seriously, a big range of comics coming in this week. Some seriously great comics coming through. Seriously.

The Scoop on Dirty:
๐Ÿคฏ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฆ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜: in a cocktail bar.
๐Ÿ•” ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ 7:30 | ๐—ง๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฟ 8:30 | ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ป 5:30
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ! $10 buckeroos

๐—ง๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ > www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

(๐Ÿคซ keep an eye out for popup shows)

Just some of the very nice and very funny people who will come perform very nice comedy at Dirty Secrets Comedy this wee...
09/06/2025

Just some of the very nice and very funny people who will come perform very nice comedy at Dirty Secrets Comedy this week.

How nice. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŽค

๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™Ž๐™š๐™˜๐™ง๐™š๐™ฉ๐™จ > www.dirtysecretsstandupcomedy.com

๐ŸŽค ๐—™๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฝ. ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐˜†. ๐—จ๐—ป๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜.Fergus Neal is one of Melbourneโ€™s fastest-rising comedy voicesโ€”mix...
05/06/2025

๐ŸŽค ๐—™๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น โ€“ ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฝ. ๐—ฆ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐˜†. ๐—จ๐—ป๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐˜† ๐—•๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜.
Fergus Neal is one of Melbourneโ€™s fastest-rising comedy voicesโ€”mixing wild stories, offbeat charm and sharp cultural takes that leave audiences howling. Heard on Triple J ๐Ÿ“ป and seen on your weird cousinโ€™s TikTok ๐Ÿ“ฑ, Fergus brings the heat every time he hits the mic ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚.

๐Ÿ“ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐——๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜† ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ง๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†, ๐Ÿด:๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ๐—ฝ๐—บ!
๐Ÿด๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฆ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜, ๐—–๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—ง๐—ถ๐˜…: www.DirtySecretsStandupComedy.com

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