SIR: Slap It Ruff

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SIR is an unapologetically inclusive party and a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allies and friends to love themselves and dance the night away to the sounds of many flavours of techno in dark, loud, debaucherous basements.

04/06/2026

💦 1 MORE SLEEP 💦 (More like final sleep of the weekend)

A FEW THINGS TO KNOW:

⚡ YES, THE BAR WILL BE OPEN
🍸 THE BOOZE WILL BE FLOWING

⚡️ VENUE CAPACITY IS LIMITED AND WE’RE EXPECTING A BIG TURNOUT.

DON’T RISK BEING THE ONE STUCK OUTSIDE ASKING FOR SPARE TICKETS IN THE DMS 👀

🎟 PRE-PURCHASE YOUR TICKET NOW TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT ON THE DAY.

⚡ KILLER LOGHT DESIGN BY .ellis.design

⚡ THERE WILL BE A DARK ROOM 🫦

⚡ EXPECT SWEATY BEATS, HOT QU**RS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF STICKY ENERGY

⚡ GOING TO ANOTHER EVENT BEFORE HAND? DM US FOR A DISCOUNT!

•• LINE UP ••

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🚨 .nz

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

CATCH YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, GOOEY BABES. 💋

WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS?

📍 UBQ
🗓 SATURDAY 6 JUNE
⏰ FROM 7AM

04/06/2026

This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a whole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ, following in the footsteps of some of your favourite events like Barba.

🫦 And yes… there will be a dark room.

If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… consider this your sign.

📍 UBQ
🗓 Saturday 6 June
⏰ From 7AM

See you in the morning, babes. 💋

Got plans at or another party over King’s Birthday Friday? 👀
We’ve got a lil’ something extra for you…

💦 DM US FOR A DISCOUNT

We’re here to answer the age-old question.. WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS? 💦✨

01/06/2026

HEY GIRLIES! 💋 We’ve heard a little rumour floating around that GOOEY is an alcohol-free event…

We’re just popping in to clear the air: THE BAR WILL BE OPEN AND THE BOOZE WILL BE FLOWING. 🍸✨

Now that we’ve got that sorted…

A reminder: We’re also being blessed by our lighting wizard , who is flying all the way from Aotearoa to transform UBQ into the sticky little dreamscape it deserves to be. 💦⚡

Here are just a few iconic moments from past SIR events to give you a taste of what’s coming.

This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a whole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ, following in the footsteps of some of your favourite events like Barba.

🫦 And yes… there will be a dark room.

If you know, you know.
And if you don’t… consider this your sign.

📍 UBQ
🗓 Saturday 6 June
⏰ From 7AM

See you in the morning, babes. 💋

30/05/2026

🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

DON’T WALK. RUN! 🏃

**Event is an after party starting at 7am - Saturday - 6th June

We’re here to answer the age-old question.. WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS? 💦✨
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___________________SIR___________________

UBQ
97B Smith Street
Fitzroy, Melbourne

HEYYYY NAARM! We’ve got a treat for you this weekend! 🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOUR...
29/05/2026

HEYYYY NAARM! We’ve got a treat for you this weekend!

🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From NOW → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

DON’T WALK. RUN! 🏃

27/05/2026

G’DAY NAARM! We’ve got a sticky little treat for you… 💦✨

We’re bringing one of our secret weapons all the way from Aotearoa (NZ).. our lighting designer, atmosphere architect, and certified vibe bringer: .ellis.design 🖤⚡

Here are just a few glimpses of the magic she’s cooked up at SIR… expect hypnotic lights, dreamy chaos, and enough visual stimulation to send you soaring straight through the morning.

AND because we’re feeling generous…
🔥 WEEKEND QUICKIE SALE 🔥

From SATURDAY → MONDAY we’re unlocking our FOURSOME ticket tier:
🎟 4 TICKETS FOR $80
No promo code needed.. just round up your gooey girlies and lock it in.

Keep your eyes peeled, babes… more details incoming 👀

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___________________SIR___________________

Saturday 06 June || 7am-12pm

UBQ
97B Smith Street
Fitzroy, Melbourne

21/05/2026

💦 Last but not least, our final Gooey DJ - .nz

Late To The Party is a Naarm/Melbourne-based DJ crafting genre-fluid sets that traverse techno, house, italo and beyond, always shaped by the architecture of the night and the energy of the floor. Whether opening, riding peak-time tension, or closing with intent, his sets unfold with layered blends, unexpected turns, and multi-deck mashups that blur the familiar and the obscure.

He’s performed for the ravers across Aotearoa and Australia, including headline sets at the legendary EXTRA DIRTY (Sydney), packed rooms at Inflation (Melbourne), and staple venues like Whammy Bar, Il Brutto, and Neck of the Woods in Auckland since 2022.

As co-founder of SIR (Slap It Ruff), an unapologetically inclusive techno event series that’s sold out nearly every edition, Late To The Party is an active ally in the q***r music scene. He regularly collaborates with other LGBTQIA+ focused collectives and events, supporting safer, more expressive dancefloors for all.

20/05/2026

Next up! 💦🔥A certified SIR favourite and soon-to-be export to the European techno underground… say hello to

Meet Elbain, a Naarm-born artist and a visionary force in Melbourne’s q***r music scene. Known for curating a dynamic mix of chunky electro beats and fresh, progressive, sexy-inspired sounds, his music takes you on a journey into the sublime. Leaving you feeling alive, and deeply connected to the moment.

Elbain’s journey began in the intimate, sultry underground spaces of Melbourne, where he first started playing and hosting raunchy after parties in a South Melbourne basement. Gaining traction fast, he soon brought his talents to q***r parties all across Australia, including securing himself a residency spot at TROUGH events. His music has become a staple in these spaces, charged with raw passion and intensity, creating an atmosphere filled with electric energy that is ultimately uncompromising, unforgettable, and always full of heart.

Music flows through his veins; for Elbain, it’s not just a career—it’s a way of life, an essential part of his existence. His ethos revolves around providing enlightenment and creating a higher level of conscious love, capturing that special feeling music brings to every experience.

19/05/2026

🫟 Introducing our first Gooey DJ -

No stranger to a Dancefloor or Dungeon Melbourne (now rural Victoria) based music producer and DJ, D-Kram, produces and plays a mixture of Dark, Deep, Minimal, Indie and Acid Techno, Tech House and EBM amongst others.

With his own unique blend of Dirty Dark Industrial textures and the odd suggestive vocal chop to kick it up a notch, D-Kram likes to make you Dance til you Drop or fuel your Desires in the Deepest Darkest Dungeons.

D-Kram has worked on an underground community dance radio station as an Announcer/DJ, owned a commercial recording studio for 15 years, produced music and sound effects for exhibitions and for the Sydney Paralympics in 2000 and worked
as a lecturer for one of Melbourne’s Colleges.

D-Kram describes his music as unique, progressive, offbeat and very danceable and
he continues to produce tracks that will make him stand out in a crowd.

D-Kram is regularly seen playing around town at iconic fe**sh and dance parties such as Barba, Hustle, Tasty, Delinquent & ADAM by Homo Erotica, Body Music and Hanky and has been resident DJ for Trough Melbourne since its rebirth in 2023

**Event is an after party starting at 7am - Saturday - 6th June

Got plans at or another party over King’s Birthday Friday? 👀
We’ve got a lil’ something extra for you…

💦 Unlock a GOOEY discount
Instructions on how to obtain a unique discount code are available in the ticketing page.. Can’t find it? DM us “GOOEY” for your exclusive code

We’re here to answer the age-old question.. WHERE. ARE. THE. KICK-ONS? 💦✨

GOOEY OOEY 3D GENIUS

Still absolutely buzzing from our BIGGEST EVER SIR in Tāmaki Makaurau 💦✨Here’s a little taste of the chaos captured by o...
12/05/2026

Still absolutely buzzing from our BIGGEST EVER SIR in Tāmaki Makaurau 💦✨

Here’s a little taste of the chaos captured by our genius resident photographer , alongside SIR newcomer .b 📸🖤

The full album is going live very soon… so keep those eyes peeled, babes 👀

Naarm… you’re up next. This King’s Birthday weekend, things are about to get extra sweaty and a hole lot stickier.

SIR is bringing you a cheeky kick-ons moment at the iconic UBQ following some of your fave parties like Barba.

And yes, there will be a dark room 🫦

If you know, you know… and if you don’t, this is your sign. 👀

**Event is an after party starting at 7am - Saturday - 6th June

💦 Unlock a GOOEY discount
Instructions on how to obtain a unique discount code are available in the ticketing page.. Can’t find it? DM us!

Address

64 Smith St
Collingwood, VIC
3066

Website

https://linktr.ee/slapitruff

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