27/06/2021
POTENTIAL DANGER / WARNING!!
In a press release today, the National Institute Of Public Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in OIL PAINT and PAINTING supplies.
This substance has been linked with the following associated symptoms in humans:
* Reluctance to cook
* Reluctance to perform housework
* Reluctance to work, except in support of painting
* Physical, emotional, psychological & spiritual craving for free time to paint
* Nonsensical muttering about sketching, figure
drawing, plein air painting
* Unwaivering impulses to purchase paint, canvas, oil
sticks, easels, paper, brushes & vehicles large
enough to carry artwork
* Inability to recognize paints from.... well, more paints
Beware!!! If you come in contact with a human affected by paint & painting supplies, be prepared to talk about composition, styles, color and canvas options ad infinitum, even though no one has asked.
This has been a public service announcement... Scientists who discovered the dangerous substance exclaimed, “paints & painting addiction is real”
“The purchasing of paint and canvas is expensive, addictive, and may impair someones ability to use common sense"‼️‼️‼️‼️
There IS one positive side effect: artists that have children and have taught them how to use paint and be creative.... those children grow up never having enough money to buy drugs‼️‼️‼️‼️🎨