Brisburned - Mark Lombard

23/12/2022

I’ve been looking everywhere. Now I can stop.

01/11/2022

SKETCH:
When the neighbours could make (slightly) more effort with the small talk.

SKETCH: When the neighbours could make (slightly) more effort with the small talk.

31/10/2022

BRISBANE UPDATE.
What’s really going on with housing!

BRISBANE UPDATE: The numbers on everyone’s lips!

30/10/2022

Is this the modern iteration of the brisbane line? Or have the Americans actually taken over this time?



“ is it Halloween or hallow bang? I never knew so many Americans had moved into my neighborhood here in Brisbane. So many decorations everywhere. Oh that’s just a pair of old headphones. And that’s just a garden-variety huntsman.“

Is this the modern iteration of the Brisbane Line? Or have the American’s actually taken over this time? # # # # # “is it Halloween or hallow bang? I didn’t know so many Americans had moved into my neighborhood here in Brisbane. ...

24/10/2022

BRISBANE UPDATE:
Everyone is talking about a new generation of Brisbanaires


Birth data confirms a new generation is on the scene. I’m not talking about millennials, which will no doubt upset Millennials, who by now are very used to being talked about!

But to be honest, millennials are boring. Life has worn them down, they’ve stopped pushing boundaries and settled into a lifestyle that could charitably be called “boomer lite”.

Could you blame me for not caring?

But this new lot is truly exciting!! born between 2010-2015, researches are branding this generation “Brisbane’s Olympic hopefuls”. They swim, they dance, they shoot s***t!

But of course this group doesn’t include gymnasts who we don’t expect will be born until maybe 2028!

23/10/2022

OBSER-BANE-TIONS.
Welcome to my observations about Brisbane.

22/10/2022

Show me a better analogy for brisbane. A Ben and Jerry’s cabinet filled with Bulla Ice Cream.

20/10/2022

BRISCOACH:
Beat magpies with 3 d’s!

18/10/2022

Following the success of Bluey, Brisbane moves The Play School House north of the border as well!!

17/10/2022

Introducing BrisCoach to show the world how to Brisbane (so they don’t f$ck it up in 2032)!

16/10/2022

What are we, Brisbane?