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23/01/2014

Soooooooo...

Tonight at Lambda is Sports themed
So CUM join us in da club if u are wanting to grind on some sporty minge

We will be serving up tunes that will guarantee to get them juices flowing ;)

p.s po****ng is inevitable

p.p.s you'll most likely be swimming in those juices

p.p.p.s bring swim cap and goggles

****ng

17/01/2014

Yo Yo Yo

We have sum good news for all of our fans!

After our national tour at the end of last year "Colony" took some time off to improve his $wag, leaving "Off World" too pick up the slack BUT tonight "Colony" is back!

The "OWC Revived" tour begins TONIGHT!

The first show will be Friends at Alhambra Lounge. We will be playing all those old school jams from 12:30-1:30

Cum on in to see "Colony's" improved swag which takes OWC to a whole new level

P.s. sneak preview of new swag can be seen in the attachment below

26/12/2013

Holla from OWC HQ,

Sorry we haven't been uploading much lately, we have just been so busy signing autographs and what not.

As previously mentioned, we have some big news for you all betas. Tonight will be our last night in Brisbane for the year, We continue our Australia tour with a show down at Falls Festival in Lorne.

If you are wanting one last fo**le before we leave, tonight would be your night. You can catch us jammin all them old school party tunes from 11:00-12:30am at Lambda.

xoxo

OWC

P.s. For free entry tonight, show this VIP Pass at the door.

13/12/2013

Hey fans?

We are posting some big news on here tomorrow night so f**k off going to the valley and instead watch this space for some of the biggest news from owc yet!!

12/12/2013

Today we had a big fight because mc skoot do**he bag s**t friend slippery gypsy dykman thinks he is too cool to get lunch with probably his only friend left on this planet (me).

This is an old photo of how close we used to be, but now it is just a faded memory that's makes my eyes rain. Upon this argument we decided to go separate ways so tonight you will see me djing while Scott attempts to get into the dj booth but we won't let him because he is a d-bag (as stated in his name above).

Don't burn bridges guys, but if you do and you find yourself swimming in a ocean of tearz (lel) maybe you should Set Sail your way into lambda tonight for 11:00-12:30.*

*This is a promotion status for the band Set Sail

29/11/2013

Greetings from OWC HQ,

So its about that time again where we post a photo regarding where we are playing, so here we go.

Cum join us at friends tonight for the keg party. We will be feeding our hoses down girls throats and leaving them with a nice tasty liquid all night looooong.

Also, we djing from 12-1. Cum on up if u are wanting to get fo**led.

PLUS

Lachie is back.

YAY

22/11/2013

Hai from OWC HQ,

Sorry for the delayed upload, we have just been overwhelmed with va**na in our office.

BUT

This friday (aka tonight) catch McScoot Daddy doing a solo set (because Remmdaddy is @ Schoolies... fgt) and repetitively getting your vagines wet - song after song at Friends Fridays (u all shud know its at Alhambra by now)

also sum STONEfield guys are having their album launch.

p.s. I'm on at 12:30-1:30am, cm on up if u wanna get groped behind the decks

15/11/2013

We've been waiting to announce this for a while and after many contracts signed and negotiations had we have can finally spill the beans!

This is a photo from the start of our Australia national tour at Pie Face. Come grab a free pie and coupon at Fortitude Valley tonight. (Djing till lockout bi***es)

13/11/2013

Greetings again from OWC HQ,

Just a friendly head ups, this thursday the OWC boiz will be on holidays. So you all know wot that means....

- Fkn plenty of chix
- Sinking plenty of beers
- Playin them pantie dropping tunes you all love
- Being all round s*k c***s

This Thursday we will be fondling biddies at Lambda, followed by going elbow deep in vag on the Friday at Friends.

Cum on in if u are wanting to get super fkd up and pick up sum hunnies.

xoxo

Off World Colony

07/11/2013

Things are going to get magical tonight at Lambda.

Meet under the disco ball at 11pm tonight and see the girth of our wands*

*if you rub our wands you're granted with 3 wishes. NOTE you cannot wish for more wishes

31/10/2013

seems we promo'd too hard again.

lel :/

22/10/2013

Whats up whats up! OWC the fkn men r in da building. So u all know dat da tinder launch pooty is on this thursday and if u r keen 2 do the following activities, then u will deffz wanna cm boogie:

✔ mack bulk chix
✔ go 4 a swim in vagine juices
✔ listen 2 beatz that u played on ya sony walkman
✔ take as many dregs as u can

Well Lambder is tha place 2 b this thursday nite. We r going 2 b pressing play from 2:30-close. Yes we know its late but yolo. Biddies will b on da d floor getting wet, so u will deffz wanna stick around and fk hunniez.

Address

Brisbane, QLD

Telephone

(+61) 404 763 999

Website

http://www.soundcloud.com/offworldcolony

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