$hitposting on the Shorncliffe line

17/02/2020

Another crackhead shadow boxing, he's got pretty good form tho. This one I'm backing on Sportsbet.com.au

27/01/2020

*Two older fellas got on at valley station absolutely p**s drunk*

Fella 1: yaeeeee oiii let's sit 'ereeee

*Fella 1 sits on backwards facing seat*

Fella 2: nah f**k thaaaaaat Imma sit forwards cus I don't wanna know where I've been only where I'm gonna go next.

Fella 1: oiiii lets go casino whaddaya reckon???

Fella 2: YEAAAAAAAAHH BRUTHAAAAA

05/01/2020

I physically just witnessed some teenager walk onto the Shorncliffe line and ask some old lady if she could use her phone.

*5 minutes later she's showing this old lady her Minecraft house she built out of diamond blocks*

*Another 5 minutes later she's asking if she can download Would You Rather*

10/12/2019

*me sitting quietly and minding my own business on Shorncliffe line*

Crack head: how ya goin buddy

Me: ...

*We both get off at the same station*

*Walking upstairs, see his ass crack's showing and it's longer than the great wall of china*

Me: this can't get any worse

*He goes straight for the closest dumpster bin and starts digging through it*

08/12/2019

*Aussie fella looking like a mess after Good Things *
Scottish fella: are ye still pingin'?

Aussie: nah mate just tired

Scottish fella: yer not pingin'?

Aussie: nah wasn't techno music, pingas are only good when it's techno music

Scottish fella: ohh right, ya got a beautiful country here. 'Ave a good night.

22/11/2019

was just tryna have a good time defeating an instinct gym at eagle junction and the f**ken station manager is feeding them berries to stop me like what mate DO YA MIND

12/11/2019

the voice australia except it’s the voice sandgate and the only contestant is the walking singing man

12/11/2019

07/11/2019

Commuters thought they were arriving at Central buuuuut

21/10/2019

Some crackhead started a rave at Eagle Junction and that’s the real reason why there’s a delay.

21/10/2019

Mum can you come pick me up??? There’s a crackhead throwing a KFC bucket at a wall at Toombul Station