31/08/2026
So my friends… here’s a little true story from the early 2000s 😂😂😂I used to DJ in a strip club, before anyone gets excited, I was behind the decks, not on the pole! 🤣😂Back then, four nights there plus two weekend nights at a nightclub was around £500 a week… in my early twenties, I thought I was absolutely loaded 😂😂Anyway, the strip club was in a VERY respectable area… allegedly 🤣One night this old chap walks in. I knew his sons… and even his grandchildren! 😂Grandpa was living his best life, throwing £50 notes around like confetti. 🤣Then, about an hour later, he spotted me.The man nearly died. 😂😂😂He comes over and whispers…Look, I was brought here without my knowledge… please don’t tell anyone.🤣🤣I said, Don’t worry mate, your secret is safe with me. But looking around the room, I could already see people shouting his name. 😂😂😂