08/04/2020
Snake Oil Finally out!
Instructions for Use:
Take 3 caps of SR's specially formulated Snake Oil daily with food for the most efficacious treatment of biliousness, canker, bronze John and dropsy. Also useful to relieve symptoms of melancholia, superficial mortification, scrumpox, palsy and wealth.
Dr SR says: "Within days you skin will feel radiant, your hair luscious and your pox will wither and disappear. Your social media accounts will be inundated with likes!"
WE GUARANTEE IT!
Donations can be made by all sheeple to SR Snake Oil Laboratories Pty, (a limited liablilty company operating outside of all existing medical legislation).
