07/06/2024
*Landlord vakafunga kuti muroja wavo ava kunyenga mhandara yavo saka vakanga vakumutsvagira mhosva.*
*Vakafunga zano rekuita tsvina pamusoro pe chamber every Friday vozora zora chamber yose vomuti ndiwe waita wakadhakwa.*
*Landlord🙍🏼♀️:* "ndaneta ne netsvina yako iyi every Friday takutokuziva kuti ndobasa rako.
"Aaah ita utsvage kwekugara"
*Roja🧍🏻♂️:* "sorry baba na mai handisi ini"
*Landlord🙍🏼♀️:* "Aaaaiwa kana ibva hako pano"
*Roja🧍🏻♂️ :* "Ndisati ndabva ndokumbirawo kuita chinhu 1"
*Landlord🙍🏼♀️:* "ita"
*LODGER RINOPINDA MUMBA NDOKUTORA PLASTIC RAKAPERA CHINGWA NDOKUISA tsvina YOSE NDOKUISA MUBAG NDOKUBEREKA ACHIBUDA GATE.*
*Landlord🙍🏼♀️:* "Wakuendepi iwe ne netsvina iri mubag"
*Lodger🧍🏻♂️:* Ku n'anga yemashura iya indisunge musuri kuti pese pandinopinda muno mutoilet
ndisaite zvandikuita"
*AKABVA AENDA KUMA KOMBI*
*Landlond🙍🏼♀️:* "Mai Mellisa plan yenyu
yakadhakwa achasungisa ini manje musuri ndomamirepi muno mu location?"
*Mai Mellisa👵:* "Mhanyai mumubate mumuudze kuti ndimi"
*VAKAMHANYA LANDLORD VACHIDA KUBATA LODGER ASi RAKANGA RATOPINDA MUKOMBI.*
Conductor🧔🏻: "Driver misa kombi, pana mother vari kuuya
*Conductor🧔🏻:* mukumhanya so
kwakanaka here?"
*Landlord🙍🏼♀️:* Hakuna kunaka. Ndirikuda kuudza lodger
rangu kuti ndini ndinosidaro ndiregererewo.
" Dzosa tsvina yangu pliz ndakumbira"
*Conductor🧔🏻:* "Tsvina enyu? Aaah! aa "vachimhanya"
*Lodger🧍🏻♂️:* "Vasiyei vanopenga uye ndobhadhara mari yacho ye munhu 1"
*Conductor🧔🏻:* "Kana mamhanyiro ari kuita mother avo wavabira chete.
Manje kana waba tokumamisa nhasi"
*Lodger🧍🏻♂️:* "Handei vasiyei vanopenga kani"
*Conductor🧔🏻:* "Hakuna munhu anopenga akachena so.
Mira vatosvika. Nhai mother mukumhanya so kwakanaka here?"
*Landlord🙍🏼♀️:* Hakuna kunaka. Ndirikuda kuudza lodger
rangu kuti ndini ndinosidaro ndiregererewo.
Dzosa tsvina yangu pliz ndakumbira"
*Conductor🧔🏻:* "Tsvina enyu? Aaah! aaah! chii chiri kumboitika?"
*Driver🤵🏻♂:* "Vhara door tiende. Handiti waudzwa kuti baba avo vanopenga kudhara.".,,🤣🤣
