Shi Mpundu

09/09/2026

Lelo ni Lelo...

30/08/2026

Girl: I won't come, my neck is dark.
Boy: What!?
Nshaiseko, kumukoshi nakufita...

26/08/2026

They told us the belly would grow during pregnancy, but nobody warned us that the nose would also enter the growth competition! 🤣🤣

22/08/2026

🔴✈️ RED ARROWS vs GREEN BUFFALOES 🦬
THE MILITARY DERBY! 🇿🇲
The mission is clear.
The orders are given.
The target has been identified. 🎯
SLAY THE BUFFALO… AND SERVE IT FOR DINNER! 🍖🔥😂
No retreat. No surrender.
Just 80 minutes of military-grade rugby!
RED ARROWS — AIM. FIRE. CONQUER! 🔴✈️

22/08/2026

Jonathan Kaela what flavor should we deliver?

11/08/2026

Heavenly Father, I come before You with a heart overflowing with gratitude. Thank You for the precious gift of another beautiful day, another breath of life, and another opportunity to dwell in Your presence.
Lord, I do not take Your mercies for granted. I know that it is only by Your grace that I rise, by Your love that I am sustained, and by Your faithfulness that I continue to journey through this life.
Today, I lift my voice in worship and praise, not merely for what You have done, but for who You are. You are my refuge, my strength, my provider, my keeper, and the anchor of my soul. May my worship rise before You as a sweet offering, and may every breath I take bring glory to Your Holy Name.
Thank You, Lord, for yet another day in Your presence. Keep my heart humble, my spirit steadfast, and my eyes forever fixed on You. Let my life be a living testimony of Your unfailing love and endless mercy.
To You alone belong all the glory, all the honour, and all the praise, now and forevermore, in the holy mighty name of Jesus. Amen.

07/08/2026

25/06/2026

My first aerial journey was from a Mango tree to the ground and I can confirm that the speed was quite impressive.

09/06/2026

“A man with diarrhoea can never be given directions to the toilet by someone who stammers.”

02/06/2026

Once you see a bricklayer drinking in the afternoon, just know that one bag of cement is missing 😭😥