Joke for life

11/06/2020

28/02/2020

A 90 year old man who married an 18 yr old decided to check a doctor. Madala, my wife is pregnant, doctor, let me first tell u a story,there was a hunter who mistook an umbrella for a rifle,suddenly a lion appeared from nowhere and the hunter opens his umbrella bang the lion fell down.Madala, that's impossible,sum1 could have shot the lion. Doctor, that's exactly wat I was trying to tell you

28/02/2020

What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart,it goes through pants without leaving a hole

28/02/2020

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman to give him 20litres of wine,amused by the man,the barman reluctantly asked for a container .the man answered, I'm the container