22/09/2022
😭😭😭😭😭 Last show for on the 6th Oct www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
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The Theatre is sizzling in its new venue. Surrounded by ocean its 1 of a kind. Sexy, classy & bursting with fun. It's a must if you are in Cape Town
World class entertainment, with a naughty & nice edge.
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General Manager: Vanessa Harris & Ashley Searle
Operating as usual
22/09/2022
Another mind blowing audience review. We are very proud.
21/09/2022
Yahooooo. Tomorrow night when YOU are loadshedding.. WE are NOT!!!
21/09/2022
Last gooi of Noise. 8 shows left.
21/09/2022
Come party with us during loadshedding.
18/09/2022
It was a wild weekend of ... 8 more shows and then we gonna have to stop.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za grab tickets if u can. 😝
15/09/2022
So I guess we will see you next week. Unless you already have ur tix.
14/09/2022
GREAT NEWS - We have found a supremely sexy & talented bass player to take over from
Yip it's Mr
If you don't know Richard, you've probably been living under a rock, but for the rock dwellers I will introduce him.
His bio is literally a book, so here are the points in short...
National School of Arts (national diploma in contemporary jazz). Recorded his first solo album at age 16. Started a contemporary rock/jazz band called “Velvet Love”. Joined Instrumental post-rock band Kidofdoom. Headlined at Rocking The Daisies. Toured with Lindiwe Suttle. Started the band Isochronous (ISO). Degree in Jazz at the Thswane University of Technology. Joined Joseph Clark, in “The Queen Experience” ISO performed at a 10 arena show tour with Marius-Muller Westernhagen in Germany to over 100 000 people which would go down in history as one of the biggest tours that a band of this young age has ever achieved from South Africa. “The Queen Experience” was discovered by a Dutch producer. They played the Arnhem football stadium and 14 sold out shows at the Rai Theater Amsterdam. ISO hit 3 the Top 10 songs on commercial radio. Opened for 2 Door Cinema Club and became a headlining act at most of the South African music festivals. Richard created film scores and advert jingles for Ford, Nokia, Nissan and was the composer of the “Cape Epic” documentary winning the best documentary at the Ruby Mountain Film Festival in the USA. Performed at the opening of the “Fifa World Cup Opening Concert” with Tumi Molekane.
Would you believe, there's actually even more to this bio... But honestly, the accolades are now getting embarrassing. Needless to say, we are over the moon that Richard is joining us, so come check this monster out! He will be in Noise for these dates: 29th & 30th September and 1st, 5th & 6th October.
14/09/2022
It seems like the BigBoys still got it. Come check it out in Noise...
https://www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za/noise/
13/09/2022
Ok Friday and Saturday are all gone. I guess you gonna have to come on Thursday.
13/09/2022
Just saying... Get ur tickets quick mense.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
09/09/2022
This show is seriously exploding. The rush of sales and the flood of 5 star reviews... I am a happy mother hen to these 8 special ManBoys.
09/09/2022
I think most women dream that will write and sing them a song, while staring them deeply in the eyes.
09/09/2022
All the sillies.
09/09/2022
has exploded as a performer. His story of finding the stage is quite unique and exceptional. Who has been watching Liam since the beginning? Au Revoir?
08/09/2022
More 5 star reviews.
08/09/2022
It's decision time... pls help
PROBLEM: The final date we have for Noise at the moment is the 24th of September. Because... After the 24th Steven Dennett goes overseas, and then on the 7th of Oct Darren goes overseas.
SOLUTION: Do we try and find new peeps to replace them?... Or just end the show?... What do you think?
08/09/2022
Love this pic if
See the audience memeber filming in the bottom right corner. That's social media... I mean where do I even start?
08/09/2022
... shredding a little
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08/09/2022
More raving audiences... If you haven't seen Noise, what are you waiting for?
31/08/2022
NOISE Friday and Saturday SOLD OUT.
Tomorrow has a few tix still avail. If you grab them quick.
Www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
29/08/2022
Calling all performers... Kalk Bay Theatre are looking for 1 special female performer to be in our next show. Specifically someone who has acrobatic or specialized unique skills of some type. Eg. Juggling, rhythmic gymnastics, hoola hoop, contortion, skating etc. Live show experience is essential. We are NOT looking for dancers, singers, or any aerial acts.
Pls contact me on whatsapp 066 205 5063
29/08/2022
Calling all performers... Kalk Bay Theatre are looking for 1 special female performer to be in our next show. Specifically someone who has acrobatic or specialized unique skills of some type. Eg. Juggling, rhythmic gymnastics, hoola hoop, contortion, skating etc. Live show experience is essential. We are NOT looking for dancers, singers, or any aerial acts.
Pls contact me on 066 205 5063
27/08/2022
These 2 noisy bastards.
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26/08/2022
Have you got your tickets?
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
24/08/2022
The weather is improving and the theatre is gonna be HOT!
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
24/08/2022
What audiences are saying about
22/08/2022
These boys are making a NOISE...
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
22/08/2022
What is Noise? Well. It's NOT Magic Mike
19/08/2022
Follow all the Boys from Noise!!
.jean_jupp
19/08/2022
The 5 star audience reviews are coming in thick and fast. is showing off!
15/08/2022
My fave part of the show
13/08/2022
These 2 boys rock my world. . Its like Big Boys with more boys.
12/08/2022
Keeping the boys under raps.
12/08/2022
Bringing the fabulosity to
11/08/2022
Oh yes. The sales are hot. Almost as hot as the NoiseBoys.
Have you got your tickets?
10/08/2022
The men are safe from audience participation. But ladies... Beware!
09/08/2022
Happy Womens Day Ladies.
02/08/2022
That's a lotta boys for our little stage.
01/08/2022
gives slapping the bass new meaning.
31/07/2022
But... What is he on about?
31/07/2022
And is back. opens next Friday
29/07/2022
A little Rap Education.
27/07/2022
Opening next Friday... So flapping excited.
25/07/2022
Major overhaul. 😳 Hope the Boys appreciate my hard work. 😀
18/07/2022
More and more talented boys the bro show
18/07/2022
What crazy s**t are these big boys up to now?
17/07/2022
Even when they are learning a routine... Its such a thrill to watch.
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Have you got your tickets? www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za #NOISE
These boys are making a NOISE... www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
Happy Womens Day Ladies.
A little Rap Education. @nathimazwai
Even when they are learning a routine... Its such a thrill to watch. #noise #rehearsals #marking
The baby spice of the cast @ashleyscott_00 And hells bells she is a powerhouse. #womenontop #comedycabaret #capetowntheatre #capetownentertainment #kalkbay #brassbell #theatrelife
WOMEN ON TOP... FINAL 2 WEEKS. www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
There aren't many songs I can sing. But this one is def my fave. #womenontop
I mean... She isn't lying. 😳 #womenontop
2 weeks only. 14 - 23 July #womenontop get it!
To @alancommittie have a great week at the Theatre while #womenontop take a week off!!!
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Comments
😭😭😭😭😭 Last show for on the 6th Oct www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
BOOK QUICK. You don't want to miss it!
BOOK QUICK. You don't want to miss it!
Another mind blowing audience review. We are very proud.
Yahooooo. Tomorrow night when YOU are loadshedding.. WE are NOT!!!
Last gooi of Noise. 8 shows left.
**kloadshedding
**kloadshedding
Come party with us during loadshedding.
**kloadshedding
**kloadshedding
It was a wild weekend of ... 8 more shows and then we gonna have to stop.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za grab tickets if u can. 😝
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za grab tickets if u can. 😝
So I guess we will see you next week. Unless you already have ur tix.
GREAT NEWS - We have found a supremely sexy & talented bass player to take over from
Yip it's Mr
If you don't know Richard, you've probably been living under a rock, but for the rock dwellers I will introduce him.
His bio is literally a book, so here are the points in short...
National School of Arts (national diploma in contemporary jazz). Recorded his first solo album at age 16. Started a contemporary rock/jazz band called “Velvet Love”. Joined Instrumental post-rock band Kidofdoom. Headlined at Rocking The Daisies. Toured with Lindiwe Suttle. Started the band Isochronous (ISO). Degree in Jazz at the Thswane University of Technology. Joined Joseph Clark, in “The Queen Experience” ISO performed at a 10 arena show tour with Marius-Muller Westernhagen in Germany to over 100 000 people which would go down in history as one of the biggest tours that a band of this young age has ever achieved from South Africa. “The Queen Experience” was discovered by a Dutch producer. They played the Arnhem football stadium and 14 sold out shows at the Rai Theater Amsterdam. ISO hit 3 the Top 10 songs on commercial radio. Opened for 2 Door Cinema Club and became a headlining act at most of the South African music festivals. Richard created film scores and advert jingles for Ford, Nokia, Nissan and was the composer of the “Cape Epic” documentary winning the best documentary at the Ruby Mountain Film Festival in the USA. Performed at the opening of the “Fifa World Cup Opening Concert” with Tumi Molekane.
Would you believe, there's actually even more to this bio... But honestly, the accolades are now getting embarrassing. Needless to say, we are over the moon that Richard is joining us, so come check this monster out! He will be in Noise for these dates: 29th & 30th September and 1st, 5th & 6th October.
Yip it's Mr
If you don't know Richard, you've probably been living under a rock, but for the rock dwellers I will introduce him.
His bio is literally a book, so here are the points in short...
National School of Arts (national diploma in contemporary jazz). Recorded his first solo album at age 16. Started a contemporary rock/jazz band called “Velvet Love”. Joined Instrumental post-rock band Kidofdoom. Headlined at Rocking The Daisies. Toured with Lindiwe Suttle. Started the band Isochronous (ISO). Degree in Jazz at the Thswane University of Technology. Joined Joseph Clark, in “The Queen Experience” ISO performed at a 10 arena show tour with Marius-Muller Westernhagen in Germany to over 100 000 people which would go down in history as one of the biggest tours that a band of this young age has ever achieved from South Africa. “The Queen Experience” was discovered by a Dutch producer. They played the Arnhem football stadium and 14 sold out shows at the Rai Theater Amsterdam. ISO hit 3 the Top 10 songs on commercial radio. Opened for 2 Door Cinema Club and became a headlining act at most of the South African music festivals. Richard created film scores and advert jingles for Ford, Nokia, Nissan and was the composer of the “Cape Epic” documentary winning the best documentary at the Ruby Mountain Film Festival in the USA. Performed at the opening of the “Fifa World Cup Opening Concert” with Tumi Molekane.
Would you believe, there's actually even more to this bio... But honestly, the accolades are now getting embarrassing. Needless to say, we are over the moon that Richard is joining us, so come check this monster out! He will be in Noise for these dates: 29th & 30th September and 1st, 5th & 6th October.
It seems like the BigBoys still got it. Come check it out in Noise...
https://www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za/noise/
https://www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za/noise/
Ok Friday and Saturday are all gone. I guess you gonna have to come on Thursday.
Just saying... Get ur tickets quick mense.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
This show is seriously exploding. The rush of sales and the flood of 5 star reviews... I am a happy mother hen to these 8 special ManBoys.
I think most women dream that will write and sing them a song, while staring them deeply in the eyes.
All the sillies.
has exploded as a performer. His story of finding the stage is quite unique and exceptional. Who has been watching Liam since the beginning? Au Revoir?
More 5 star reviews.