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Kalk Bay Theatre

Kalk Bay Theatre The Theatre is sizzling in its new venue. Surrounded by ocean its 1 of a kind. Sexy, classy & bursting with fun. It's a must if you are in Cape Town

World class entertainment, with a naughty & nice edge.

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Price Range: $$

General Manager: Vanessa Harris & Ashley Searle

Operating as usual

😭😭😭😭😭 Last show for  on the 6th Oct www.kalkbaytheatre.co.zaBOOK QUICK. You don't want to miss it!
22/09/2022

😭😭😭😭😭 Last show for on the 6th Oct www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
BOOK QUICK. You don't want to miss it!

Another mind blowing audience review. We are very proud.
22/09/2022

Another mind blowing audience review. We are very proud.




Yahooooo. Tomorrow night when YOU are loadshedding..  WE are NOT!!!
21/09/2022

Yahooooo. Tomorrow night when YOU are loadshedding.. WE are NOT!!!

Last gooi of Noise. 8 shows left.
21/09/2022

Last gooi of Noise. 8 shows left.







Come party with us during loadshedding.
21/09/2022

Come party with us during loadshedding.

It was a wild weekend of ... 8 more shows and then we gonna have to stop.www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za  grab tickets if u can...
18/09/2022

It was a wild weekend of ... 8 more shows and then we gonna have to stop.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za grab tickets if u can. 😝

So I guess we will see you next week. Unless you already have ur tix.
15/09/2022

So I guess we will see you next week. Unless you already have ur tix.

GREAT NEWS - We have found a supremely sexy & talented bass player to take over from Yip it's Mr If you don't know Richa...
14/09/2022

GREAT NEWS - We have found a supremely sexy & talented bass player to take over from

Yip it's Mr

If you don't know Richard, you've probably been living under a rock, but for the rock dwellers I will introduce him.

His bio is literally a book, so here are the points in short...

National School of Arts (national diploma in contemporary jazz). Recorded his first solo album at age 16. Started a contemporary rock/jazz band called “Velvet Love”. Joined Instrumental post-rock band Kidofdoom. Headlined at Rocking The Daisies. Toured with Lindiwe Suttle. Started the band Isochronous (ISO). Degree in Jazz at the Thswane University of Technology. Joined Joseph Clark, in “The Queen Experience” ISO performed at a 10 arena show tour with Marius-Muller Westernhagen in Germany to over 100 000 people which would go down in history as one of the biggest tours that a band of this young age has ever achieved from South Africa. “The Queen Experience” was discovered by a Dutch producer. They played the Arnhem football stadium and 14 sold out shows at the Rai Theater Amsterdam. ISO hit 3 the Top 10 songs on commercial radio. Opened for 2 Door Cinema Club and became a headlining act at most of the South African music festivals. Richard created film scores and advert jingles for Ford, Nokia, Nissan and was the composer of the “Cape Epic” documentary winning the best documentary at the Ruby Mountain Film Festival in the USA. Performed at the opening of the “Fifa World Cup Opening Concert” with Tumi Molekane.

Would you believe, there's actually even more to this bio... But honestly, the accolades are now getting embarrassing. Needless to say, we are over the moon that Richard is joining us, so come check this monster out! He will be in Noise for these dates: 29th & 30th September and 1st, 5th & 6th October.

Ok Friday and Saturday are all gone. I guess you gonna have to come on Thursday.
13/09/2022

Ok Friday and Saturday are all gone. I guess you gonna have to come on Thursday.

This show is seriously exploding. The rush of sales and the flood of 5 star reviews... I am a happy mother hen to these ...
09/09/2022

This show is seriously exploding. The rush of sales and the flood of 5 star reviews... I am a happy mother hen to these 8 special ManBoys.




I think most women dream that  will write and sing them a song, while staring them deeply in the eyes.
09/09/2022

I think most women dream that will write and sing them a song, while staring them deeply in the eyes.

All the sillies.
09/09/2022

All the sillies.

 has exploded as a performer. His story of finding the stage is quite unique and exceptional. Who has been watching Liam...
09/09/2022

has exploded as a performer. His story of finding the stage is quite unique and exceptional. Who has been watching Liam since the beginning? Au Revoir?

More 5 star reviews.
08/09/2022

More 5 star reviews.

It's decision time... pls helpPROBLEM: The final date we have for Noise at the moment is the 24th of September. Because....
08/09/2022

It's decision time... pls help

PROBLEM: The final date we have for Noise at the moment is the 24th of September. Because... After the 24th Steven Dennett goes overseas, and then on the 7th of Oct Darren goes overseas.

SOLUTION: Do we try and find new peeps to replace them?... Or just end the show?... What do you think?

Love this pic if See the audience memeber filming in the bottom right corner. That's social media... I mean where do I e...
08/09/2022

Love this pic if
See the audience memeber filming in the bottom right corner. That's social media... I mean where do I even start?

...  shredding a little       📸
08/09/2022

... shredding a little

📸

08/09/2022

More raving audiences... If you haven't seen Noise, what are you waiting for?

NOISE Friday and Saturday SOLD OUT.Tomorrow has a few tix still avail. If you grab them quick.Www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
31/08/2022

NOISE Friday and Saturday SOLD OUT.
Tomorrow has a few tix still avail. If you grab them quick.
Www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za

Calling all performers... Kalk Bay Theatre are looking for 1 special female performer to be in our next show.  Specifica...
29/08/2022

Calling all performers... Kalk Bay Theatre are looking for 1 special female performer to be in our next show. Specifically someone who has acrobatic or specialized unique skills of some type. Eg. Juggling, rhythmic gymnastics, hoola hoop, contortion, skating etc. Live show experience is essential. We are NOT looking for dancers, singers, or any aerial acts.
Pls contact me on whatsapp 066 205 5063

29/08/2022

Calling all performers... Kalk Bay Theatre are looking for 1 special female performer to be in our next show. Specifically someone who has acrobatic or specialized unique skills of some type. Eg. Juggling, rhythmic gymnastics, hoola hoop, contortion, skating etc. Live show experience is essential. We are NOT looking for dancers, singers, or any aerial acts.
Pls contact me on 066 205 5063

These 2 noisy bastards.    📸
27/08/2022

These 2 noisy bastards.
📸

What audiences are saying about
24/08/2022

What audiences are saying about

What is Noise? Well. It's NOT Magic Mike
22/08/2022

What is Noise? Well. It's NOT Magic Mike



Follow all the Boys from Noise!!   .jean_jupp
19/08/2022

Follow all the Boys from Noise!!
.jean_jupp

The 5 star audience reviews are coming in thick and fast.  is showing off!
19/08/2022

The 5 star audience reviews are coming in thick and fast. is showing off!


My fave part of the show
15/08/2022

My fave part of the show









These 2 boys rock my world. . Its like Big Boys with more boys.
13/08/2022

These 2 boys rock my world. . Its like Big Boys with more boys.

Keeping the boys under raps.
12/08/2022

Keeping the boys under raps.

Bringing the fabulosity to
12/08/2022

Bringing the fabulosity to

Oh yes. The sales are hot. Almost as hot as the NoiseBoys. Have you got your tickets?
11/08/2022

Oh yes. The sales are hot. Almost as hot as the NoiseBoys.
Have you got your tickets?

The men are safe from audience participation. But ladies... Beware!
10/08/2022

The men are safe from audience participation. But ladies... Beware!

09/08/2022

Happy Womens Day Ladies.

That's a lotta boys for our little stage.
02/08/2022

That's a lotta boys for our little stage.

 gives slapping the bass new meaning.
01/08/2022

gives slapping the bass new meaning.

But... What is he on about?
31/07/2022

But... What is he on about?

And  is back.  opens next Friday
31/07/2022

And is back. opens next Friday

29/07/2022

A little Rap Education.

Opening next Friday... So flapping excited.
27/07/2022

Opening next Friday... So flapping excited.

Major overhaul. 😳 Hope the Boys appreciate my hard work. 😀
25/07/2022

Major overhaul. 😳 Hope the Boys appreciate my hard work. 😀

More and more talented boys  the bro show
18/07/2022

More and more talented boys the bro show

What crazy s**t are these big boys up to now?
18/07/2022

What crazy s**t are these big boys up to now?

17/07/2022

Even when they are learning a routine... Its such a thrill to watch.

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Brass Bell Main Rd Kalk Bay
Cape Town
7975

Opening Hours

15:00 - 22:45

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😭😭😭😭😭 Last show for on the 6th Oct www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
BOOK QUICK. You don't want to miss it!
Another mind blowing audience review. We are very proud.




Yahooooo. Tomorrow night when YOU are loadshedding.. WE are NOT!!!
Last gooi of Noise. 8 shows left.




**kloadshedding


Come party with us during loadshedding.

**kloadshedding
It was a wild weekend of ... 8 more shows and then we gonna have to stop.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za grab tickets if u can. 😝
So I guess we will see you next week. Unless you already have ur tix.
GREAT NEWS - We have found a supremely sexy & talented bass player to take over from

Yip it's Mr

If you don't know Richard, you've probably been living under a rock, but for the rock dwellers I will introduce him.

His bio is literally a book, so here are the points in short...

National School of Arts (national diploma in contemporary jazz). Recorded his first solo album at age 16. Started a contemporary rock/jazz band called “Velvet Love”. Joined Instrumental post-rock band Kidofdoom. Headlined at Rocking The Daisies. Toured with Lindiwe Suttle. Started the band Isochronous (ISO). Degree in Jazz at the Thswane University of Technology. Joined Joseph Clark, in “The Queen Experience” ISO performed at a 10 arena show tour with Marius-Muller Westernhagen in Germany to over 100 000 people which would go down in history as one of the biggest tours that a band of this young age has ever achieved from South Africa. “The Queen Experience” was discovered by a Dutch producer. They played the Arnhem football stadium and 14 sold out shows at the Rai Theater Amsterdam. ISO hit 3 the Top 10 songs on commercial radio. Opened for 2 Door Cinema Club and became a headlining act at most of the South African music festivals. Richard created film scores and advert jingles for Ford, Nokia, Nissan and was the composer of the “Cape Epic” documentary winning the best documentary at the Ruby Mountain Film Festival in the USA. Performed at the opening of the “Fifa World Cup Opening Concert” with Tumi Molekane.

Would you believe, there's actually even more to this bio... But honestly, the accolades are now getting embarrassing. Needless to say, we are over the moon that Richard is joining us, so come check this monster out! He will be in Noise for these dates: 29th & 30th September and 1st, 5th & 6th October.
It seems like the BigBoys still got it. Come check it out in Noise...
https://www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za/noise/
Ok Friday and Saturday are all gone. I guess you gonna have to come on Thursday.
Just saying... Get ur tickets quick mense.
www.kalkbaytheatre.co.za
This show is seriously exploding. The rush of sales and the flood of 5 star reviews... I am a happy mother hen to these 8 special ManBoys.




I think most women dream that will write and sing them a song, while staring them deeply in the eyes.
All the sillies.
has exploded as a performer. His story of finding the stage is quite unique and exceptional. Who has been watching Liam since the beginning? Au Revoir?
More 5 star reviews.
x

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