29/07/2026
Headline:
IRAN has embarrassed the Hollywood superpower, turning it from a superpower into super glue. π
Conversation:
AMERICA: We are entering IRAN to seize its uranium, change the leadership, and bring peace. π
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. ππ
AMERICA: We have destroyed IRAN's nuclear facilities. They can no longer enrich uranium. π
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. ππ
AMERICA: We have eliminated IRAN's entire leadership. People of IRAN, take back your country.
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. ππ
AMERICA: We have full control of the Strait of Hormuz.
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. ππ
AMERICA: We have held talks with IRAN. They have agreed to everything; only the paperwork remains to be signed.
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. ππ
AMERICA: We have struck IRAN. It no longer has any military capability. π
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. ππ
AMERICA: Please, let the war end.
IRAN: Ballistic missiles. πππππππππ πππ