humans: let's build stable and peaceful societies
also humans: no
28/07/2023
Catherine Théot: I'm the Mother of God and Robespierre is the Messiah and I'm gathering fifteen women to surprise him and anoint him as my son
Maximilien Robespierre: wait what? who are you
Marc-Guillaume Alexis Vadier: Oh no Robespierre has a theocratic prophetess working for him who's going to crown him a god-king the Revolution is doomed
Robespierre: yeah idk who that is? just ignore her. anyway back to guillotining people to stop theocracy and monarchism
Vadier: We need to guillotine Robespierre before he becomes a god-king
Robespierre: yeah exactly! wait what [gets arrested and guillotined]
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humans: let's build stable and peaceful societies
