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Fanny Fielding Art

Traditional watercolours with the sassiest titles ever. Daily art and comedy. Artist based in Brighton, UK.

Prints, originals and merch available on website below.

04/10/2024

Vitamins are important to all creatures. By exposing your skin to sunlight for twelve minutes you can get all the Vitamin D you need that day. And it’s the D that keeps our spirits up. Int that right!🌼

03/10/2024

Great. Now they’ll just get perverts breaking in🌼

02/10/2024

Today is International Audiophile Day and I like to celebrate by listening to Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon in a random sequence. Just how it was meant to be enjoyed. Do join me in streaming the album on shuffle. What’s YOUR favourite order?🌼

01/10/2024

I’ll start: "If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will d***o you."🌼

30/09/2024

It left a bad taste in my mouth🌼

29/09/2024

Get F***y all year round with my 2025 Calendar. The Kickstarter is 90% funded and I won’t be selling it on the website so GET IN NOW! Details in story and I’ll get the boy to point you in the right direction below🌼

28/09/2024

Plan next year around F***y. With a different painting every month you can think about my t**s and stuff each time you add an appointment. Find out how to join the crowdfund in my story🌼

27/09/2024

I love social media. You can just like my cute little ass. You can SHARE my cute little ass. But if you're going to comment on it, please don't use permanent ink🌼

26/09/2024

The UK citizenship test has been revamped but the Hague Convention argues that treasures stolen during wartime should be returned to their original owners🌼

25/09/2024

This week in “They Knew”: Where I wash my socks, “do it in the garden please” and “make mine a double”🌼

23/09/2024

True story: When I moved into a house in the late 90’s, we used to get mail for an unknown person. Every month or so, a tightly stuffed A5 manila envelope would arrive with a Netherlands stamp in the corner but no return address.

Therein would be a full colour pamphlet containing hundreds of covers of the company’s latest “specialist” VHS offerings.

I would absorb it from front to back. It was my 30’s equivalent of the Argos catalogue. Not for titillation, it was merely the titles that fascinated me. Tons and tons of genres I had never even dreamt of, both hilarious and shocking.

The one with a scowling old lady, orally occupied called “Gummers” was the one that’s always stuck in my mind. It made me want to laugh and cry at the same time.

Do you have a story you literally just remembered that might explain a social media art/comedy project you’ve aimlessly been banging on with for years?🌼

22/09/2024

There’s no point if you can’t see it. A bit of a w**d whack makes all the difference🌼

20/09/2024

It’s official. Azamon will not let me boost my colouring book in its promotions due to the use of the word “F***y” in the title.

According to my web guy Gary, this is an SEO crime, as there are no sponsored posts on that platform using the keyword “Rude Secret Santa” which, let’s face it, is my target market.

As a consequence I’ll have to plug it more on here. I don’t seem to have control in targeting Faceboook ads in a way that you lot DON’T see them, so I will try to be as creative as possible.

I’m sorry if it feels like I’m ramming it down your throats (and not in the good way)🌼

20/09/2024

As the weather takes a turn, we look to friends with whom we can spend time outdoors🌼

18/09/2024

You can only see it once🌼

17/09/2024

This week on “They Knew”: Splurge on a doughnut, the latest viral tourist location and something I seem to have a natural repellent for🌼

16/09/2024

Blowing my own trumpet🌼

15/09/2024

Carnivores. Are you jealous of all the lovely stuff those vegans eat? Try my own meat-substitute-substitute recipe. It’s fake, bland and over-processed but you’re still actually eating meat!🌼

14/09/2024

My friend Axel paints with a medium he will not disclose. Far be it from me to kick up a stink, I said I would share it on here. He owes me a solid🌼

13/09/2024

Enhance your world with F***y. Decorate* your laptop or notebook with these 7cm stickers. 20 in a pack. Over 100 lampposts in Brighton can’t be wrong!🌼

(*or ruin. It’s subjective isn’t it)

12/09/2024

Cute post. Might delete later🌼

12/09/2024

Due to a dearth of mildly minge based photos on the internet this week, “A Touch of F***y” has transitioned. We’ve got: Beat the heat, man’s best friend and meat and two… erm… meat🌼

11/09/2024

I’ll start. Jurassic F***y!🌼

10/09/2024

The Circle of Life🌼

10/09/2024

You might have to expand this image of Rod Stewart to see Ernie from Sesame Street🌼

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Folding pamphlets for an art fair. People think being an artist is a cushy number, but only around 5% of your time is actually spent creating work. The rest of it is practical and admin matters. Not to mention social media🌼 #artfair #artistlife #artistsonfacebook #funnyart

I found this on Gary’s TikToks. I’m sure he means well, but can’t help feeling a bit hurt deep down🌼 #wordplay #doubleentendre #funnyvideo #rudeness

I was creating my weekly feature “They Knew” and realised that all the rude names could be assembled as sentences. Suddenly a song formed in my head and this was the result. David Bowie and Radiohead have used this technique, just not with dirty words. I can’t see how to name the audio so song credits are Take It (In the Pink) by F***y Fielding🌼 #rude #funnysong #comedysong #doubleentendre #doublemeaning #misheardlyrics

God Shave the King🌼 #kingcharles #royalfamily #uk #london #funny

Bluebell Would Open House: Every Saturday and Sunday throughout May 11am - 5pm🌼

If you’re a fan of art and comedy, join my page for a daily dose. I paint watercolours with the rudest titles and share weekly features like this one. Get your F***y here🌼 #funnyart #rude #humour #uk #artist

Some of my sassily titled watercolours. I had this sign made for art fairs to keep away angry feminists but also to let like-minded rude people know what I do. Which is your favourite?🌼 #comedy #art #funny #painting #artiststudio