06/12/2026
We have a completely reasonable question.
If someone offered you:
A hot pizza
Crispy fries
A cold drink
OR
$7
Which one are you taking?
Because apparently some of you are choosing the $7 and we need to talk..
Like respectfully…
What are you doing with $7?
Buying half a gallon of gas?
One egg?
A firm handshake?
Tag the friend who would absolutely choose the $7 and then spend it on something stupid
We’re open
The pizza is hot
The financial decisions are yours to make