21/07/2026
1.Luos don’t stagger when drunk, they just walk in Italics.
2. A luo doesn’t live in ‘Nyumba Ya Mabati,‘ they live in
Aluminium Apartments.
3. Luos don’t shout,… They talk in Upper case.
4. Luos don’t lose, they postpone victory.
5. Luos don’t fail exams, they just differ with the examiner.
6. Luos don’t walk around with phones,they circumnavigate
around with cellular gadgets.
7. Luos don’t smile, the vessels in their cheeks rotate in a
circular manner.
8. Luos don’t p*e, they engage their urethra in an action of
depositing ammonia through titration yawa!
9. Luos don’t attend events, their arrival is the event.
10. Learned Luos don’t shave their hair, they cut down their
academic fibres.
11. Luos don’t eat ordinary bread, it must be sanctioned by
Baba or Obama.
12. Luos don’t cheat on their women, they just love every
female equally.
13. Luos don’t become broke, they are on financial off peak.
14. Luos never slap women, they caress them at an accelerating
sp*ed.
15. Luos don’t throw stones; they just distribute natural
resources vertically.
be me
