Phil’s Classic Pizza

06/19/2026

Who made this?? Oh you made it Bruce?! I cannot wait until comes back to help us in the kitchen, cuts our taxes & my electric bill

05/21/2026

05/19/2026

She’s Gluten Free? Bro Get up & GTFOH before it’s too late ’s Meats and Deli

05/18/2026

Mr. & Mrs. I’m Knot Phil are on the quest for the perfect home. 🏡✨
They toured this stunning new construction at 45 Mist Lane in Westbury, hoping to find the place their family can truly settle into.
With Trish — the best in the business — leading the way, every detail is handled, every opportunity uncovered, and every move made with confidence.

And yes… she’s always up for a good slice, too. 🍕😉

Follow along on their journey as Trish turns house hunting into homecomings.

Call us for takeout, deliveries, curbside pickup and dine in. Reservations are a must for weekends (516)364-6900. DM us for collaborations and appearances.
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05/18/2026

You want 16 plates or you want a black eye

05/18/2026

You have an idea for a skit? That sh*ts stupid I hate it. Take your idea with you & gtfoh

05/17/2026

Now serving from our full bar. Of course we can shake your Rum and PEPSI not Coke ……
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05/17/2026

You got all types of allergies? How bout you go cook for your family with all that bu****it

05/17/2026

It’s snowing tomorrow? Make sure to pick your sister up some extra D Cell batteries while your at it

05/16/2026

You want to build your own salad? You think this is Build A Bear over here bro?